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spacehey is so dead

im stoned and literally just remembered this existed. i wish ts was popular i wanna know what them myspace days were like, id dominate if i were in 200whatever.


so glad no one i know is gonna see my past blogs wtf was i on like actually. (im still on ts)


dont get fooled by my pfp. i look so old and decrepit now and its time to make myself pretty n shit. here is the list of things im gonna do:


invisalign: honestly this is not the only teeth related thing i needa do, my teeth are FUCKED UP beyond just surface level. but in terms of beatification, i needa straighten these teeth out, its fucking everything up rn ts is not pretty. no ones ever like, commented on them and some people even pretend not to notice but cmon man, be so fr its not hard to miss. look up overbite and crossbite combo.


cosmetic procedures: as soon as im able to im getting fillers, a face tightening thing, and sum called clear n brilliant, ig they use a laser or something to get rid of dark spots and acne. unfortunately thats gonna cost me a lil over 3 bands so ima have to finance. my smile lines are outta control and dude my acne and acne scars make me wanna shatter my skull with lead. no ones ever seen the scars except my roomies, and no one ever will,


piercings: i want exactly 3 piercings, nipple piercings and a christina piercing. the first one is obvious but if youre not familiar with the second one, a christina piercing is a coochie piercing, kinda. its on the area your pubes are. EVERYONES advising against it (except one homie thanks m), but thats so not stopping me. im totally getting them behind their backs. i might get my clit pierced tho (:0 as soon as i treat my yst overgrowth condition, or maybe even before idk. its OVERRRRR.


tats: its a damn shame that im 23 at the time of writing this and i have ZERO INK ON MY BODY. it brings me to tears sometimes its really does. yeah ima fix that. all of my tats are gonna be colored and cute. i need to look like a human coloring book. ts gonna itch tho, that kinda sucks dick.


new hairr: ive been ginger, redhead, literal red redhead, strawberry blond, raven haired, and had blonde tips. its getting a little boring, i want people to look at me and think they see some fucked up cartoon character. my hair is damaged badddd baaaaadddddd. but soon when it grows enough, which i wont wait long for, im going opal. think oil spill, yk how it kinda reflects rainbowish, colorful light ? yeah something like that, its very pastel and very colorful. shit goes hard. i need that rn. but ima have to wait a few more weeks. its always on bleach blonde hair or white hair. as cool as that looks there is NO WAY rn. ima ask them to do it on light ginger hair or SOMETHING. ik its possible, its jus that no one thought to do that. 


miscellaneous: yk aj lee from wwe ? i need a body like hers so bad. now obviously looking like a former wwe superstar is, a tall order to say the least. but maybe a lower grade version of that, like reaaaally low. itll still look hot tho. i dont go to the gym soooo. ima have to grind in my room like a teenaged girl during quarantine. so far ive made 0.5% progress. ive been slipping tho, needa step up and grinddddd.



aaaand thats it. see ? not that long of a list right ? 

im planning to achieve this by autumn. or at least some.

ik its unrealistic to do this in a short timespan.

but also idc.

ill do it after i take care of these debts.

if you read this, you must really like reading. 

this was long asf.




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jackson

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I'd listen to anything you have to say at all


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Jay

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akjsdlajsdkajsdlkja GOD i felt the invisalign thing, my teeth are *obliterated*


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cola <3

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people are on, it's just i feel like people post bulletins more often than blogs. also unrelated but ur like layout thing on this is so cute


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GhostygirlXXX

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DON'T WORRY I'M STILL HERE!!


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GhostygirlXXX

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DON'T WORRY I'M STILL HERE!!


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Rune

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I just joined today after seeing a video about this social media platform, and I hope it gains more traction and attracts more people. We need more independent social media platforms where we aren't doomscrolling for hours. Actually use social media for what it is worth, socialize, and avoid censorship by billionaires.


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Xavier

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Message me


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Xavier

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HEYYY MESSAGE MEEE


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nick sotriffer

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The UK just banned spacehey a while ago so that’s why it’s dead


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Why?

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lover

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honestly, it's just because people don't know how to interact with one another or make their own content. People are so used to algorithm based social media that the thought of not having something spoon-fed to them so they can doomscrool for hours isn't interesting. I would LOVE to see more and more peeps on here.. but alas..


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daniel

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not even lying, got on this to make friends but i dont really get how to socialize on here :skull:


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невена

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spacehey is super dead, i wish more people used this xx


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Skat3rpup ^_^

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I just started using it again today ::3 I think once they add forums on mobile I’d use it more ::P I talk to my gf on here tho so idunnyoooo


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Forums are on mobile dumbass

by tofuchan; ; Report

whats all the hostility for lol calm ur nuts
i just started using this thing again like 3 months ago when i said that i obviosuly wasnt gonna fuckin know, so theres rlly no need to be a jackass ab it lmao

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VALENTINE

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seeing this after being inactive for like 2 months going "so true" like im not part of the problem


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Soap

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I'm not reading allat.


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by N3ON_FIREGOAT; ; Report

𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓝𝓒𝓐🎀

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Wishing you happiness 🩷🩷🩷


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Zackary

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i understand wanting to get stuff that will make u look good fast, but none of that will stay if you dont change things in your life that are causing these things u dislike such as ur bad teeth. you should change ur diet and perhaps stop vaping if u want ur teeth to stay better once you get them fixed. ALSO Y DO EVERYONE HATE SMILE LINES IT MEANS UR HAPPY AND SMILE ALOT SOB but i would suggest trying some skin products that help with stretch and wrinkles
ur very pretty tho idk what ur on about


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Nana 𓈒 ˖ ࣪ 𝜗𝜚

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Real, this is better than facebook etc.


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laith

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i just remembered this website existed its been a while , but they def miss alot of aspects of what old myspace had


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urgh

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I can’t see any of the comments cuz the text is white


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I don't really have a solution to that, but PTV mentioned!

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