maybe alcoholism is the answer to all my life problems...

im sick, im in pain, im tired and im bored. i seriously need to go drink more than i do, heck i could even drink for six people... for free tho, if i really really really didnt mind getting caught stealing lmao. yk when youre at a gas station and you see all the beer there and how the employee at the cash register is half asleep? perfect crime. unfortunately i am a good soul [i am a pussy].