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EXPERIMENTATION LOG #1...
GAVIN HERE THINKS HE CAN STOP SUCH A PERSISTENT
MAD SCIENTIST SO EASILY... HOW WRONG HX IS!
IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE.. BUT! EVEN STILL,
I, THE GREAT DR. FIDDLESTEIN, HAVE RETURNED TO
THIS BLOG. AND WITH EXCITING NEWS, TOO!!
IF YOU'VE NO IDEA WHO I AM, LOOK NO FURTHER--
--THAN THIS POST. IT SHOULD PROVIDE A DECENT
EXPLANATION... BECAUSE I AM /OBVIOUSLY/ NOT THE
SAME INDIVIDUAL. COULD YOU IMAGINE?!? I'D BE ALL
MOODY AND BROODING ALL THE TIME! OH, THE HORROR!!
BUT, BACK TO ME AND MY GENIUS. YES... MY MASTER-
PIECE. MY VERY, ERR, DISASSEMBLED MASTERPIECE.
AS THEY SAY, YOU MUSTN'T RUSH ART!
(ALSO, WHO'S THEY??)
BUT HERE'S THE KICKER, THIS IS MORE THAN MERE
ART...—YES, YOU SAW IT COMING—IT'S SCIENCE!
MAD SCIENCE!! I DIDN'T GET MY DOCTORATE
REVOKED JUST TO MISLABEL THE VERY THING
THAT HOLDS MY FLESH TOGETHER...
...ER, NO OFFENSE. GAVIN DRAWS SOMETIMES.
I'VE BEEN TOILING AWAY IN MY QUAINT LITTLE SPACE
I CALL A LABORATORY. I'VE BROKEN MORE GLASSWARE
THAN I CAN REMEMBER, AND BANDAIDS AS WELL AS
THIMBLES COAT MY KLUTZY, INEXPERIENCED FINGERS.
CHRIST! YOU THINK THEY'D TELL YOU TO TAKE SEWING
CLASSES BEFORE YOU GRAFT LIMBS TOGETHER... I STILL
HAVE NO IDEA WHO 'THEY' ARE. THEY SURE ARE UNHELPFUL!
NO MATTER. I'VE ALREADY MADE AMPLE PREPARATIONS FOR
THE EXPERIMENT... I'VE DUBBED IT—OPERATION SECUNDUS!
WE ALL KNOW THE TRAGEDY OF FRANKENSTEIN. GUY CREATES
8FT CREATURE IN DORM AND ABANDONS IT IMMEDIATELY,
SAID CREATURE GROWS BITTER DUE TO MISTREATMENT,
HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE. CALL ME CRAZY FOR THIS ONE,
BUT I HAVE A HUNCH THAT MAYBE IF THIS CREATURE WAS...
PROPERLY CARED FOR, IT WOULDN'T HAVE DONE ALL THAT
MURDER THAT THEN CLASSIFIED IT AS A WRETCH, THE
'MONSTER' EVERYONE'S BECOME ACQUAINTED WITH.
I MAY NOT HAVE THAT FRAUD VICTOR'S NOTES, BUT—
REALLY, WHO NEEDS EM?? VICTOR DIDN'T EVEN
GRADUATE! AND BESIDES.. WHAT KIND OF MAD
DOCTOR WOULD I BE IF I DIDN'T ATTEMPT TO RUN
SUCH AN EXPERIMENT UNDER A ROGUE SCIENTIFIC
METHOD?! I ASSUME ONE CAN FILL IN THE BLANKS.
AN ARTIFICIAL MEANS TO KEEP VITAL ORGANS ALIVE.
GALVANISM, OBVIOUSLY. PERHAPS EMBALMING
AGENTS, TOO, FOR THE BODY-TO-BE...
FOR THIS WILL BE QUITE THE LONG EXPERIMENT.
HEHEHEHE..
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