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⚠︎ WARNING. WARNING. BIOHAZARD DETECTED. PROCEED?
TESTING, TESTING.
ONE, TWO...
HELLO, WORLD!
I SEEM TO HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INFILTRATED THIS LITTLE
'BLOG' HERE, OR WHATEVER GAVIN CALLS IT.
WHO AM I, YOU ASK???
YOU MAY REFER TO ME AS THE GREAT (and very MAD)...
DOCTOR FIDDLESTEIN VON GORE!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THE PROFILE WAS ALREADY
TITLED THAT"!? I SUPPOSE I'VE GOT AN IMPERSONATOR...
(smh of course he would...
it's cause i'm SO COOOLLL /ref)
AH, BLAST IT ALL! IT DOESN'T MATTER. FOR NOW, YOU'LL SEE
MERE SNIPPETS OF MY HALF-LIFE. LIKE GAVIN, I TOO AM A
MEMBER OF THE UNDEAD. AT LEAST, MOSTLY... I'M MORE OF A
RESURRECTED 'FRANKENSTEIN'S-MONSTER,' IF YOU WILL.
HOW, YOU MAY ASK?!
WITH SCIENCE, OF COURSE!!!
BUT NO, REALLY, ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN MY.. STITCHED-UP STATE.
'TWAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. LIGHTNING FLASHES, WOLVES
HOWLING AT THE MOON, OMINOUS LAUGHTER... THE WORKS.
I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH COMPLETING MY OWN TOP SURGERY.
YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. BOTTOM WAS NEXT!
BUT NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE PLAN HAD ITS... FLAWS.
A FEW WRONG INCISIONS IN, AND I'M DYING OF BLOOD LOSS.
ALL FADES TO BLACK, AND BY SOME ODD CHANCE,
I FIND MYSELF WAKING UP TO THE LOUD BUZZING OF TESLA COILS
AND YELLING.. A FAMILIAR YELLING..
YET, I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF MY WITS!
AND BEING REANIMATED FUCKING HURTS, APPARENTLY!!
IN RAGE, I STARTED STRANGLING THE ASSUMED
MADMAN WHO BROUGHT ME BACK IN ONE PIECE
(AND FINISHED BOTH SURGERIES TOO >:v!!)
AND I'M STARING INTO HIS EYES.
AND I SUDDENLY THINK TO MYSELF.
"hold on. i live with this guy"
DEATHRATTLE, MY VERY OWN ROOMMATE
WHO, SURPRISINGLY, DIDN'T KILL ME QUICKER!!
I LET HIM GO, I APOLOGIZE, HE UNDERSTANDS...
I MEAN. AS IS THE BEHAVIOR OF THE USUAL REANIMATED SPECIMEN.
AT LEAST, WITH AN ABNORMAL ENOUGH BRAIN.
AND, AS SAID BY HERBERT WEST, EVERY BIRTH IS PAINFUL..
RE-BIRTH INCLUDED.
WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
YOU CAN EXPECT MORE OF MY CRAZED TALES, BELIEVE ME...
SO LONG AS I CONTINUE WORMING MY WAY INTO THIS ACCOUNT.
TILL WE MEET ONCE MORE...
[NOTICE: one or all parts of this post may be fictitious in nature!!!!]
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𐔌 . 🧁🐾⋮ MELODY CUPCAKE .ᐟ꒱
CONGRATS ON THE SURIGIES AND REANIMATION EHEH!!
{omgawsh what an amazing read i love this so much!!}
{it's very fun 2 write!! honestly never thought i'd get the idea ^_^}
{WILL have a new fiddlestein post sooner or l8r 🙏}
by xXDoCToR_FiDDLESTEiN!; ; Report