the Phil to my Dan, or vice versa?

I'm so jealous of Dan and Phil's relationship .,[

like most guys in uni are either nepo jerks or loli weirdos, and most locals are just straight up horny dudes who only wants s3x.. ughhh and even if there is a cool looking emo boy, they're probably taken or not queer..

to find online is even harder cuz I'm too awkward for talks, no one is interested or it'll be a discord mod 5x my age looking for an uwu kitten..