Keep Track Of Your Yearbook

I wanna give a little piece of advice to the kids these days who are just now graduating and heading into adulthood.

Keep track of your yearbook, and by extension keep track of where everybody winds up.

I graduated in 2018, I'm 24 - my graduating class was real small in comparison to nearby schools.

Lets do a tally:

>2 people in my class are dead, 1 who graduated a year before me is dead too (two car crashes and bone cancer, RIP)
>At least two in my class went to prison soon after graduation - one for meth, the other for assault with a deadly weapon
>One guy who was a couple grades below me got locked up in Michigan, then transferred to Texas, and is on the sex offender registry
>Speaking of pedophilia, a teacher from the school got caught with locker room photos of middle schoolers on his phone and is in prison for like 15 years bare minimum right now
>Another teacher died the Summer he retired (he was cool, RIP)
>The token gay guy who was a tried and true flamer ditched the act after he graduated and married some bitch from a town over, this story gets laughs everytime it's brought up
>One buddy of mine broke his back falling off a ladder
>Half my class is married, married with kids, or has kids
>A few are already divorced
>Some just dropped off the face of the Earth

So anyways, keep track of your yearbook - depending on who you are you'll either get great enjoyment or great sorrow from crossing names out and keeping tabs.