Glitter pens

When I write letters to guys (not that I do but go with me here) I write using my scented glitter pens.

I add a little PS at the bottom that the pen I wrote with is scented and that it smells like so and so...

So naturally the guy picks up the paper and puts it to his nose. Now imagine if he falls for it and does it in public. To innocent bystanders like his mom or whoever, without any context, the guy is sniffing a letter from some girl. 

Not only does he have glitter on his fingers and face that he can't get rid off but his reputation is stained. I just relish the thought of it...

Or maybe it will backfire on me and people will assume that I'M the creep and that I came onto the paper or something but oh well