ENROLLMENT

(This is an rp account for my OC, and not a real person! Feel free to interact.)

ARE YOU DESPERATE FOR YOUR CHILD TO IMPROVE MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY, OR BEHAVIORALLY? ARE YOU SCARED OF WHAT THEY’LL BECOME ONCE THEY’VE GROWN UP? FEAR NO MORE! DOCTOR HAPPY’S FUNHOUSE WILL SAVE THE DAY! WE HOUSE CHILDREN FROM AGES 6-12, FOR MULTIPLE YEARS, AND PROVIDE ADEQUATE SCHOOLING ALL THE WHILE ABOUT A PLETHORA OF THINGS WHIST ADMINISTERING SAFE TREATMENT TO CHILDREN IN NEED OF IT. I AM A CERTIFIED DOCTOR, AND HAVE BEEN IN MULTIPLE YEARS OF COLLEGE AND SCHOOLING FOR BOTH PSYCHOLOGY AND MEDICINE! ONCE YOUR CHILD RETURNS HOME, THEY’LL BE MORE THAN WILLING TO BEHAVE AND THEIR BAD HABITS WILL BE GONE! COME DOWN TO _______ FOR ENROLLMENT TODAY!

FAQ

Q: how long can i enroll my child for?

A: 5 YEARS MAX! 

Q: How much does enrollment cost?

A: A YEAR WOULD COST APPROXIMATELY 17,000 - 30,000 DEPENDING ON THEIR MENTAL HEALTH, ALLERGIES, AND HOW LONG THEY’RE STAYING FOR! (WE ALSO ACCEPT ANNUAL PAYMENTS)

Q: Have kids died under your care?

A: Refer here

Q: How many caretakers are there?

A: AT LEAST 3 WILL BE IN THE BUILDING! 

Q: Why do you all wear masks?

A: DUE TO HEALTH SAFTEY AND FOR CHILDREN’S DEVELOPMENT, AND BEING ABLE TO SEE THEMSELVES IN OUR SHOES. 

Q: Will my healthcare be able to cover the cost?

A: OF COURSE! GIVE US THE APPROPRIATE PAPERS, AND WE’LL TAKE CARE OF IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.