ADDRESSING RUMORS!

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNT OF THE LOCAL FUNHOUSE FOR DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN!! THERE HAVE BEEN SOME RUMORS GOING ABOUT THAT THE FUNHOUSE IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO RECENT DEATHS IN THE AREA, AND I’D LIKE TO DISPEL THAT RUMOR! THE FUNHOUSE IS, IN FACT, NOT RELATED TO THOSE DEATHS AT ALL, AND THEY’VE HAPPENED AFTER THE CHILD HAS LEFT THE FUNHOUSE. WE TAKE SPECIAL CARE TO NOT HURT ANYONE OR ANYTHING THAT ENTERS THE FUNHOUSE, AND THE PAPERS YOU SIGN BEFORE ADMITTING YOUR CHILD STATE AS SUCH. IF YOU HAVE ANY CONCERNS, WE’D BE DELIGHTED TO ANSWER THEM THROUGH OUR EMAIL! 

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