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Friday, April 4th, 2025

UPDATE

I got back with my EX. I guess technically we only took a break. I took him back about 3 times lol. All very different circumstances. We got back together I think a week later but took me much longer to move back in with him due to his parents being upset with me & me not wanting to leave my parents. Ever since We got back together, I've been picking up & dropping off baby. MEANING i am seeing baby momma every single time. Before I used to get baby, her bf would do pick ups & drop offs. He hasnt lately though.... hm. For some reason, baby momma has some vendetta against me. Not only does she think my bf cheated on her with me, but also claims i was 21 & he was 17. That whole claim is 100% false but baby momma believes it so much she thinks its true. I've been called a pedo by her so many times lol. When my bf & I started dating, I was 20 & he was 18.

BM always says some little remark or has some stank face during pickup/dropoff EXCEPT for this morning! Today we had a whole convo... It went amazing! The best part is.... I have it all on tape, LOL. Like always, she was talking some bull, which is funny bc she doesnt know a single thing about me but i guess she likes to think she does. Will transcribe the whole thing now! Still makes me laugh! (brought my cousininlaw with me to dropoff)

BM- if you always bring someone with you, why do you insist on coming out?

me- bc its my car

BM- then why are you bringing her (baby) in your car? Who the fuck are you?

me- girl what?

BM- *repeats what i said* girl what? what? you a pedophile breh. How old were you? how old were you?

me- how old was i, girl?

BM- mhm, how old were you?

me- are you serious?

BM- how old were you?

CIL- BM, dont- dont do this

BM- *turns to CIL & starts wagging her finger* no, no

CIL- shes not doing anything wrong to you. there's no reason to start.

BM- she shouldnt be getting out. youre here. you know youre here

me- youre really doing this in the cold? are you serious?

CIL- in front of baby, dude?

BM- its not that cold

CIL- its still cold, shes still a baby, dude

BM- Helloo?? you guys have a jacket on her. shes fine.

CIL- you can still get sick even though you have a jacket

BM- you cant get sick from the cold, brehh

CIL- yes you can

BM- no you cannot

me- so you gonna take her or what?

BM- im taking her right now, am i not?

me- no, youre yapping, girl

BM- im yapping? how old are you, Brehh? huh?

me- stop it, man. youre gonna make me laugh. here you go, CIL *i hand him the baby blanket*

BM- how old are you? you think youre so funny. you are grown

me- ok, & youre a mom. youre a mom!

BM- & youre grown! how old are you?

me- why do you wanna know so badly?

BM- youre like 25 (twentyfivuuh)!

me- 25?? the hell

BM- how old are you then? youre old by the way

me- oh ok

BM- lemme see your teeth. let me see. Yea, hand me-

me- girl hurry up

BM- youre not even handing her to me. didnt you just say its cold? hurry up, dude

me- youre out here making a fool out of yourself

BM- im making a fool out of myself? you think ypure so cute, brehh

* i hand baby over*

BM- youre a christian right? are you?

me- why do you want to know so may things about me?

BM- i mean, my daughter is hanging around you, hellooo??

* i start walking away*

me- anyway, have a good day

*camera picks up the rest of BM's sentance*

BM- -im not entitled to that information?


.....wow. You cant make this up! Might become christian after this, the way blessings always come my way. Currently writting this before i have to pick baby up again. This time my motherinlaw is coming with me. Hopefully I can laugh just as hard this time lol.


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