SUCCESS

Greetings, reader. I am pleased to announce that operation "Slip_Moth" has been a success. We are a foreign race of alien and we planted the one you know as "Moth" on Earth in 2,022. The goal of our experiment was to determine whether or not one of our own could successfully integrate with human kind on earth and if so how long it would take. The "blogs" you have been reading were daily reports from Moth sent directly to the mothership and after heavy omission of any information that could reveal the operation, it was posted online. 

As a reward for your cooperation, you will receive the Moth routine, drafted by our best scientists so anyone following it could successfully integrate into humankind. You will also receive a Moth face reveal. The portrait hand selected by world class analysts.

The day starts with an album, if we are expected to integrate successfully, we need to absorb as much of pop culture as we possibly can! We have programmed Moth to be a homosexual to make this goal more attainable.

Exercise is done every morning before breakfast with special emphasis on abdomen and glutes in order to achieve what our researchers have told me is called a "snatched waist" and oh... signal being received right now... mhm... mhm.. I see... Moth has told us that their waist was actually complimented today. Interesting. Another fruit of our successful operation. 

A big breakfast is eaten after exercise, your planet has a greater gravitational pull and more energy is required to move.

A field report is then drafted up. Moth writes down any thoughts, questions or concerns they may have and they are sent to our research team who then transmit the answers back to Moth.

Language Learning is done around this time too, early in the morning is best for brain activity we've found. This is before 10am. Moth simulates existing in the region where they speak the language which they are learning in this case Spanish on the off chance that they may need to be transferred to a Latin American region or any other region for that matter, the reintegration will not be too difficult. 

From 10am until roughly noon, reading is done. In training for the move the earth, we taught moth that reading will be the primary method of consuming information and learning about the human race. The reading material includes full length novels as well as the daily news. 

Writing is done directly after reading and the document is sent to us as this is yet another report of their findings. Our research on humankind has become quite extensive and it is due to these constant reports.

Studying is done extensively. Our civilization has evolved beyond the exchange of currency that you are familiar with, yet to successfully integrate, Moth needed to equip themselves to survive financially on your planet through the education system in place there.

Lunch is then had.

The participants in our operation are not meant to be inmates so we allow for recreational activities. When more of us transfer to earth, we will have a wide selection of hobbies which you can choose to pursue on earth. Moth chose art and card tricks but our other participants can choose other hobbies (only up to 3 hobbies may be selected) the time between afternoon and evening is reserved for recreation.

Dinner is had although sometimes skipped. The writing of the day's final report takes priority so often times Moth skips dinner.

As we have promised, below we have attached an image of Moth. 

We thank you again, on behalf of the organization for your cooperation and Moth thanks you too. We will treat you gently when it is time for the invasion.