coffee death

drinking coffee is like drinking alcohol, except you don't get drunk and instead feel nauseated instead.

dont get me wrong, though. this coffee ive been drinking helps w/ the caffine intake + energy but god, if you've ever gotten drunk and was at that point of puking, the saliva filling in your mouth and slight burn in your chest that doesn't hurt yet its there, then you would know how i feel. i feel like puking... not at the edge of it, but it's there at the back of my throat. if i wanted to, i would, but im not in the mood to do that. still though, its an awful feeling, and i should probably stop drinking black coffee until i have some milk with it bc aghhh i am DYINGGGGGGGG.