hey

hello guys its me johnnny bonny the 3rd

and im going to be writing about everything!!!

bascialy

im writign a book, and, and i and, um, i need someone to read it (currently its only on ch2 8k words 20 pages) and i realllly need feedback

since nobody i know likes reading books

but anyways i really need advice and how i can improve parts cuz rn i have no motivatiuon to finish my first draft (which im aiming for to be 310 pages)

well whatever

me and my friend were making a storyline of a guy called mr mahn, his full name is geraldine lindason smith, 

and his fat ass divorced his wife because she was fat. (she was actually just pregnant). 

she births 15 children, their names; 

01, 02, 03, so on, all until 14. but instead of having a 07,

theres the middle child, Garry, and he's the mass murderer in his family of all successful children. 

so yeah, its fun to write abotu them in class.

so theres this girl in my maths class right lets call her Lopsy

and she's normal and all that

yesterday i decided to wear a keychain

on my pants

like by the belt area (dont ask)

at the keychain is small (subtle) for one piece fans

I LOVE ONE PIECE 

and then my other friend, lets say her name is Kranson

Kranson messages me on tiktok askign if i like one piece

like duhhh and i got all hyper 

then she said she asked becaudse Lopsy asked Kranson to ask me if i liked it because she spotted my unspottable keychain at lunch

TURNS OUT LOPSY LOVES ONE PIECE TOO
BUT SHES TOO SHY TO TELL ME AND DOESNT LIKE PEOPLE KNOWING SHE LIEKS ANIME
BECAUSE SHE'LL GET BULLIED (reasonable)

BUT OMG SHE LOVES ONE PIECE TOO YAYAYAYAYAYYA 

and she followed me on tikkytokky

and today she was with her friend and i thin kshe was trying to build up the courage to talk to me

but she ran away

then in maths clas i heard my classmate aks her "have you asked her about one piece yet"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE HAS A  FRIEND CRUSH ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE

yufsihgiuordsha IM SO HAPPY I'VE NEVER MET A GIRL WHO LIKES OP IRL

currently im wonderign if i should approach her first or not

idk!

oh and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i used eyeshadow and eyeliner for the first time in my life

and i made myself some kinda emo goth kinda eyes

it was really kewl

also im watching south park 

and naruto

uhhh

i want to start a business but idk what i should sll and how i should start and how im gonna get the products.

oh and my yearmates

P - iss
M - e
O - ff

so bad

because all of them are choosing business class because they think they're gonna get rich

and also because they're just blindly following their friends liek dogs

unlike me, guys, im gonna pick product design

wish me luck because all the teachers are like rabid dogs 

and a girl who cant take a joek might end up in my class

but that wotn stop me because im so cool

uh yeah

sometimes i love myself sometiems i hate myself idk why

but then i remmeber this one piece of 

HEY ONE PIECE MENTIONED

i rememebr this one piece of adivce i gave to my betraying bihtch of a bihtchass friend

when i was 8 

and she was "suicidal" and all those lies

i asked her,

"do you love God?"

her: "yeah, I do, but--"

"you love Him? then you love his creations; the trees, happiness, everything, right?"

her: "yeah but I hate myself."

"but you're His creation. You hate what the perfect being made?"

her: "..."

THE UNSENT PROJECT IS MAKING ME CRY MY BALLS OUT

ugh and mind you guys

this girl im talknig about is so damn

idek the word

but she is the whole reason of my current life problems

like i could literally name all my problems

and it'll link back to her

i literally moved cities bruh why do i have to be so affected by what she did to me

i also do not know if i hate her, miss her, or wish i never met her

damn what the flip is wrong with me

bascialy guys, read this

i love east asians, not south asians

BUT WAIT

i am NOT being racist

for me, im half east and south asian

and my south asian family is always around me

and everytime i meet a south asian person, our bond is like friendship

so naturally i always think of all brownies as siblings, liek family

HOWEVER, east asians on teh other hand

i barely see my family from there and im not around them much

hence 

hold on im eating

and