→﹐ MINIBLOG ﹒ #1 , TUTS﹒⟢

fake cigarette tut for my wonderful cool nikolai-core moot leo (friend them they have funny bulletins) ( •̀ _ •́ )✧ i'm outta school now & i decided to make this a mini-blog incase you need to refer back to it — it's been a lil while though !

to be responsible i have GOT to warn you about lung cancer, getting caught, etc.... i Know its soo boring and bummer but you've gotta be warned! im not personally smoking these anymore 'cause i got caught and i dont know the exact lung effects but it made the back of my throat real dry for a day or two the first time i hit it , and then when i got used to it , it got better.

ALWAYS HAVE WATER ON HAND. i put water in an ashtray i bought for like 3 bucks. i dont want to take chances with fire and you shouldnt either!!!!! once u put the blunt in water it's done for , however. it falls apart.

and now onto the TUT FINALLY !

you need paper , tape, tissue paper (like the one you blow ur nose in), lighter, makeshift ashtray to put it out with, & tea bags! type of tea doesnt matter but i used green tea. 

1) get a piece of paper and roll it into a small cylinder shape like a cigarette. make it a little wider for easy pouring but like semi-medium blunt size. literally any paper i was using extra printer paper dawg

2) tape your paper so the roll stays together. dont spend time on aesthetics, trust me i tried that. didnt make it better or worse

3) put tissue paper in one end & pack it TIGHT babey. thats gonna hold ur teabag shit inside & give you a fake filter. you smoke from the tissue paper end btw.

4) cut open a teabag. you only need one, two leaves you with unused extra stuff

5) pour the teabag contents into the end OPPOSITE of the tissue paper. 

6) get ur lighter. its okay if you tip it up so you dont make a mess, when it burns it kind of stays there? no huge messes from what i remember

7) light it. you may panic when it starts burning so i say keep ur water open . DONT DROP IT. DONT PLAY WITH FIRE, if shit starts burning things other than the blunt , DOUSE IT.

8) suck urself into a life of yearning for a real cigarette.

8.2) but forreal, when you pull, pull gently. inhale gently, and exhale smoke. the blunt burns but the fire gets closer everytime you take a puff so you'll maybe get like 3-4 out of it? its a fake cigarette soo..

9) put it out by pushing the fire end into ur makeshift ashtray which i recommend putting a bit of water in . when it gets hot near ur fingers. dont wanna get burned

10) ponder ur life in silence on the floor. wonder if ur really taking this road in life

11) do it again the next day.

and THATS my professional guide on fake cigarettes & smoking them! remember to hit that SUBSCRIBE TO MY BLOG button for more anti-life tips!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 nd also moot me up im cool trust.. im gonna start sewing soon and ive got a valentines date to update on in the future

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