The Push up Gambit does not work.

The Ice breaker inspired by the disgraced prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, has not worked in my experience. I attempted to "break the ice" with someone at my school by asking if they wanted to see me do a push up. I assuredly thought they would say no and I would not be forced to do a push up but to my surprise!!! they!!! said!! YES!! OMG! Obviously you don't want to put yourself in a submissive position when attempting to befriend a peer so a the position this pushup put me in was not ideal at all. Well, anyway I did the pushup and its all a blur to me at this point. The quick descension towards the ground and startling launch upwards were no joke. I may have suffered whiplash if I'm being just a bit frank. The reaction to the push up was quick but sharp, the viewer described the entire ordeal as akin to a "fever dream" and took their leave at a ferocious speed! Now reader, let me know what you think they reaction means!!

Being in a submissive position is always awful, especially in public when you are most venerable. Anyone. could just walk up and ruin your whole day... Yo you could be diagnose with PTSD just for talking about this. Pushups are an enigma to truthfully, I don't understand how anyone in their right mind could do them regularly without fear of harm or judgement. So pathetic, so weak, they must feel from what I can tell. Their shell lost worth since their sins outnumbered the charities they owe to God for his creation of them.

Justin Trudeau used to have a fun ice breaker he would use at parties, but lol.