stay away from these men

i hate men who say their fav movies are american psycho, donnie darko, and 500 days of summer (those r good movies but not the greatest of all time)

and thats all they talk abt, its their personality . and then when u ask abt other movies they say "oh well the notebook is good movie too! i'll be ur noah" lik pls stfu I hate u sm bc I can just tell ur the most evil , manipulative man on the face of the earth . they use the cat smirking emoji and constantly say "rizz , huzz , sigma" and they're catchphrase is "im batman ."   no ur actualy a loser who thinks they are some all knowing god just bc ur mom told them theyre special .  they all dress the same with their minecraft underwear, baggy shirt and baggy jeans they stole from their younger sister . they get their whole personalities after ryan gosling memes . they always use the noah standing in front of the house pic saying , "i'll always wait for her ." but there is no her to wait for bc every girl at their school knows how much of a poser they r . 

they have no real interests other than lame ass skateboarding , but they only really skateboard so they can talk to girls . they just carry a board around but hardly ever use it . 

those men (shouldnt even be saying men since theyre not mature enough to qualify as one) are the most disgustingly annoying people on the planet . they want a jane to their jesse just for the "aesthetic purposes" and want a tom and summer typa relationship even tho tom and summer never had one . (they also think tom is 100% in the right) its like they didnt even watch the movie 

yk wat they prolly didnt and just say they did when theyve only seen tiktok edits..

anyways they should be extinct and i hope to god that they develop an actual personality . 

the sad thing is that some do up getting a gf but they fall for the concept of her . its very obvious bc they lovebomb on the first day of talking and constantly say "ur perfect"

ladies , if this sounds like ur man , RUN. 

these guys also typically say they listen to lana del rey but their fav song is doin time , summertime sadness , diet mountain dew , or say yes to heaven . same with clairo , but if the guy ur talking to says he likes clairo then you need to block him right tf now . those men are pure evil who will gaslight and manipulate for no reason . 

anyways ya this is just my lil rant and no one is reading this prolly but if u are and this sounds like ur talking stage/bf , then i HIGHLY suggest u block him on everything . including roblox

okii bye