22

22 years ago… after 7 whole months of developing steadily… a very small human was extracted out of another human. this thing was not supposed to be taken out so early. it was supposed to develop for 2 months longer. but it has never once obeyed the rules of the universe. yet it was so eager to see the universe, that it left it’s chamber early, and survived out of pure curiosity to see as much of it as it could. it was very cold in the great state of illinois, because it was february. the human was slimy and wet and warm and quickly placed in incubators, because its plan to see everything early had only made it harder to do so. it was a very very small human. really only 1 pound. perhaps so small, that it could have been taken by the february cold at any moment. but it lived to see another day. at this present moment, it is about to sleep in its bed after a long day. new adventures await tomorrow.

it is my birthday :)