ew?

i dont know why i was on ao3 and i was reading mlp fanfic and it was so cute it was like fluttershy and discord being super cute 

THEN I READ MORE AND IT TURNED INTO WEIRD SEX 

WHAT?!?!?!?!

"It's okay discord... im on the pill" WHAT?!?!? WHAT?!?!?! 

I want to wash my eyes out with soap. What the actual shit did i just read