Give a man a fish...

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll fish for a day.

Give a man a fish and he will open his mouth. Give a man two fish and he will give you the heads. Give a man three fish and he will give one to his cat. Give a man four fish and things will get smelly. Give a man five fish and he will lie to you and go to bed.

Eat a fish. Where did you get the fish? Learn how to fish. You now have a reliable way to acquire fish. It now makes sense that you were able to eat a fish. This is how time works.

Teach a man to fish and he will contribute to overfishing, collapse the ecosystem and the global economy. Hunger statistics skyrocket until you realize you never taught him how to stop fishing.

Last Christmas I gave you a fish and the very next day I taught you to fish.

The fish is like "I am horrified by my inevitable demise but I take solace in the fact that my fate is mine alone a single fish sacrificed to sate the hunger of this monstrous man and oh god oh fuck she's teaching him how to fish"

If you teach a man to fish teach him some other stuff too you can not imagine what an all fish diet does to a man.

Gave a man a pet fish and he ate it raw in front of me.