Roller derby

Roller derby makes me happy because I'm a masochist, not in a sexual way, I don't get sexual pleasure from it, I get just joy from it. I play roller derby, I get hit, I fall, sometimes we commit this fall called a vaginer shiner, one moment your skating full speed, next thing you know your wheels in your hot pocket (I infact do not enjoy this). People explain roller derby as NASCAR and ice hockey in a mix, but I say hell no it's so much more than that, that's what I love about it, it is it's own thing! Like c'mon girls collecting points by passing up people who are playing both offense and defense ON SKATES. The last thing I love about roller derby is I have ADHD, and I think that's all I have to state. Im able to let everything out, anger, sadness, energy!! I JUST WANNA SKATE AND HIT THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE!! And this is also why you should love roller derby, and join your closest team.

            -GNARLY QUINN (aka olive)