about me (updated + less organized)

Hi, i'm Danny im 20 yrs old i live in canada blah blah blah who cares lets get to the real shit

(probably not) fun facts: 

i gave myself 2 concussions last winter (by accident i stg) but i drank through my second one bc i didnt realise i'd gotten it so my brain is a little wonky for the time being

i used to be a dancer for like half of my life and i would have had a career in it but dropped out bc escpecially in my small ass town the studio was not a safe place for me to be a queer (lmao rip)

an OG phan kid since i was like 11 yrs old i think?? the only tour i havent been to is TATINOF sadly

i have an unhealthy obsession with angels and biblical shit, the reasoning is probably even more insane- as well as vampires. the willpower it takes me not to play too far into that is insane honestly. christ.

i've been adopted by my neighbours ex-feral cat who hates basically everyone and everything, hes my lil buddy fr. like i texted my neighbours at one point like hey just so yall know if ur cat hasnt been home in a week its bc he wont leave me alone im sorry i swear im not trying to steal him and they were like lmao good luck hes a bitch and sent me videos of him throwing hands w ppl trying to pet him, and im watching these while hes literally curled up on my chest. bffs i guess.

my emo origins stem from the "emo trinity" era of bullshit but i never got into panic that much or tøp. my chem and fob 4ever tho to the point that its a problem.

one time i almost accidentally killed my friend with a muffin in 3rd grade (youre gonna have to just ask for the rest of that story)

i remember the exact moment i crossed the threshold and became emo. my first bands were muse and my chem and despite finding muse first (lmao like 5 minutes before) my chem is to this day my #1 band ever. i have a danger days tattoo. (the songs were Dead Inside and Famous Last Words if u were curious)

other stories (maybe) worth telling include the "not Molly incident" the "chuck e cheese incident" and maybe others like the incident that caused me to never want to smoke weed again and then the following incident where i smoked weed again. and "the going away party"

(all of these are bad party stories)

less interesting facts stuff: i'm gluten free (not by choice), i'm 6ft tall, my dad died a few years ago, im insecure about my ankles, i have a younger brother, i love whiskey but i should never be allowed to drink it, i want to get into coding but dont have the patience, bit of a klepto, my first kiss was in an alley behind mcdonalds, i accidentally named myself after the guy from hollywood undead, i have a dent in one of my ribs that i have no idea where it came from, i have arfid and i promise i probably hate whatever your fav food is, i only wear leopard print socks, im a poser nerd and never rlly got into most video games or card games but i promise im above average at least at mario kart, i have a tattoo on my upper thigh that says fuck but the F is upside down and backward and i dont remember where it came from, im autistic, my eyes have 3 colours technically, my birth mark is the same shape as the island i live on, i have a shopping cart in my room, my fav star wars movie is revenge of the sith, i have an unhealthy crush on garrett watts

and im a gendo ikari apologist bc i too would do all that for love.

im also pretty hammered as i write this but even sober fuck you ill never correct my spelling.... any questions?