the best idea ive ever had.

recently i've had a dream, a vision, a premonition if you will (perhaps my very purpose in life?) that i will intentionally and willfully misdirect my son in the matter of washing his buttocks. not, per se, preventing him from doing so, but instead teaching him to do so in a flashy, dramatic, and very incorrect manner. (side note my son will be diligently consistent when it comes to personal hygiene.)

the hope in doing all this is that one day my son will find a loving partner that enjoys warm showers to a reasonable extent and wants to be in said warm shower with my son. all of this would naturally lead to a very uncomfortable moment wherein my sons partner would have to choose between breaking the news and instructing my son on how to properly cleanse butt and crack, or alternatively stay silent and forever be forced to witness his shower rituals.

let me know if this evil scheme is worth the preperation. thank you.