markiplers an absolute peice of shit in my tomodachi life (tomodachi life updates)

he gets into arguments with EVERYONE, which is probably why he divorced mad mew mew. and somehow my mii is STILL bffs with him? like bro, you had a full blown argument with ramona flowers a MINUTE before she had a fucking CHILD you peice of shit lmfao

anyways heres all the important updates for crackhead island

new people

-rose lalonde

-meatcanyon (hunter)

-kel and aubrey from omori

-chell from portal

-liquid chris

-beef boss

-jesus

-toby fox

-raku chan from nyan neko sugar girls

-scott pilgrim and ramona flowers

-scout from tf2

frisk and madotsuki started dating becuase they were the only two kids on the island for a long time.

im forcing miss pauling to be a lesbian, so i made raku chan a boy so that they could date. poor girl was the ugliest girl on the island according to game charts for a WHILE. but then every single man on the god damn island wanted her like wtf

Miku and wiener had a ugly ass fucking baby. the babys an explorer now. ill pull a pic up

after mad mew mew and markiplier got divorced, maddy IMMEDIATELY fell in love... with ME. keep in mind, i am dating derpina so ofc i rejected her. 

jerma starting dating ramona flowers, and then maddy started dating scott pilgrim. this morning scott decided to break up with maddy, so now shes been depressed all day. and a week ago jerma and ramona got married, and now they have a girl named darcy. 

chell and miss pauling are friends but idk if miss pauling has even talked to scout yet. toby and frisk didnt get along ironically