Here's an idea for you.

Do you think that going to the hospital for a papercut is fair? Not so, right? It'd waste time. All you need is a bandaid.

But you're quite clumsy. It's okay. There's a box of bandaids. 

It'll only last for so long. Soon enough, you can't cover them anymore.

But that's okay. Papercuts are usually relatively small and heal quite fast.

So, no problem yes? Well, I guess it still hurts..

Maybe you should get away from the paper.