season 4? of the umbrella academy? lets get you to bed grandma!

i remember when the trailers for TUA season two dropped and i remember going to the comments section seeing how excited everyone was, but the only thing i could think was "why am i not excited for this? this doesn't look good to me." 

OH BOY WAS I RIGHT. I WAS SO FUCKING RIGHT.

i actually had no idea the 4th season was even out. i actually kinda forgot about it until i was on netflix look for a movie to watch for background noise and i saw umbrella academy had the "new season" thingy on it and i  got so excited and started making excited people sounds yk like normal people do!

and so i went on and binged the whole series again while working on a stupid fucking commission i HATED SO MUCH GOD THAT SHIT SUCKED THE LIFE OUTTA ME and of course seasons 2 was the best one still after all this time. it was nice rewatching it all again. until yk. i got to season 4.

my main thing was it felt so STRANGE. i feel like i feel this way about things a lot when i don't know how to feel about them. i just feel so confused and STRANGE. it was like, wrong? it didn't feel like the other seasons at all. it's like the characters changed and everything it was so weird. so many damn questions unanswered and every character was just pissing me off like the entire time i was watching. it's like everyone got like 10 times stupider and 10 times more annoying. and then there's this thing someone said in a youtube comment that kinda perfectly encapsulates what it was that i was feeling. i can't remember all it said, but i know it used the word "filler" and it said something about it feeling like it was way too much. AND YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I WAS FEELING.

i was feeling like nothing was going on and everything that was going on was so nothing? yk what im sayin? like for example, basically every fucking scene with klaus. he felt completely and utter useless this season. like his entire like idk money thing was just so NOTHING. what was the point? i'm not sayin there needs to be story story story all the time but man it was like he wasn't even there for anything important. also diego got SO dumb. why was he so fucking dumb? he was just such a moron this whole season. and dude. okay. even though he was a total moron dumbass the whole lila and five thing. it was just so strange. like WWWWWWWWWWHAT DO YOU MEAN HE BETRAYED HIS FUCKING BROTHER AND TOOK HIS FUCKING WIFE??? bro. and diego FORGAVE LILA????????????????????? i don't understand why that shit even happened. i liked the silly little relationship lila and five had before but not in a romantic way. they worked well together even though they kinda were just tolerating each other. also five was such a fuckin PUSSY in this season. he wasn't throwin round his sarcastic little quips or being a big asshole like he was in previous seasons. he was so much fun. everyone loves asshole sarcastic characters they're the BEST. but they turned him into this sad romantic little fucking PUPPY DOG PUSSY BITCH. WHAT THE FUCK. i can't remember at all but i think viktor is literally the only character who didn't annoy me. luther was kinda fine but once again he just felt kinda useless? like i can't remember any meaningful thing he did other than tell everyone that the cia was apart of the keepers which was the group that wanted the world to end so they could go back to their old lives or whatever the fuck WHATEVER. allison was there too. what was she doing? i dunno being a bitch. seriously i can't remember i just know she got on my nerves lol. and there was the whole dad's wife being a skinwalker thing and those quirky ass villians and jennifer just existing without any real explanation which is just whatever this whole show was just whatever idc.

it was just weird. and like out of place? and wrong. everything was just wrong as hell.

but i don't know this is all just some weird dream anyways. umbrella academy doesn't have a season 4.


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