Something funny my father said

hehe it's funny I promise,

he asked my to cut some leaves (I can't remember what it was, but it was edible) but I didn't because I wasn't sure how to cut them. He got upset and went on and on about how I "as a woman" should be interested in being in the kitchen

here's the funny part

he said that my older sister knew how to do it when she was 6 

you see, the funny part is, I was too busy running away from home at 6 but sorry for my mother never teaching me the correct way to cut the leaves

Sorry a 6 year old is more useful than me but YOU were the one who wanted to have 3 children. Don't yell at me because the last two didn't end up copying the first

Well, in all honesty, I wish he went back to hitting me. I an only take being compared to my sister for so long