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Ain't it great how bland, sterilized and safe internet is becoming?

Soon the dark times where the web was the Wild West, with its trolls, horrifying HTML self-made sites, poorly drawn pornography, and flash portals will be but a fever dream. Gone are the days of Numa Numa, Something Awful and even Rage Comics, when the Internet Culture shaped the campaigns of companies: instead it is the other way around. The web keeps getting more corporate and bland everyday, and greater restrictions are appearing everyday.
Instead of having to learn Netiquette, we can trust automated system telling us that we can't post this, or can't say that... I, for one, just LOVE sitting in an empty grey room with nothing to do but watch ads and sanitized funny videos, with friendly bots chatting around.

Safely.

I can't wait until it bleeds into real life.