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This is mostly for myself but if it helps any of you I'm glad!!
- People are going to look at your search history and you're not gonna be able to do anything about it.
- What if someone tries to summon you?
- You'll poop yourself when you die
- You're never gonna be able to eat your fav food nor listen to your fav song(s)
- Your birthday. Yeahh that'll be a really tough day for everybody.
- What if you are gonna be rich and famous in the future?
- You know when you die someone has to pay for the funeral and maybe they have none atm and they are gonna be miserable because their close one died AND they're broke now
- Its gonna be painful.
- What if your pet or child sees what you're about to do to yourself?
- What if heaven doesn't exist?
- What if they decide to rule out suicide and think you had a really bad headache and just didn't know how to count and you'll be viewed as just a dumbass?
- What if hell doesn't exist?
- What if you are reborn as a pigeon stuck in an airport? or a maggot??
- Your pet is gonna be spending probably rest of their life looking around the house for you.
- Your clothes aren't worn out. You don't want them to go to waste do you? Do you even care about the environment??
- Your parent won't be able to look at themselves in the mirror without seeing your face.
- You don't know if life is ever gonna improve because you didn't stay long enough to see.
- Aren't you a little bit curious to see what you'd look like as an old person?
- Somebody's gonna make a Facebook post about you saying: "Fly high angel! I loved you so much. We've such fond memories of you." And you're gonna spit in your grave man
- If you have tattoos and your skin decomposes and so does the skin with the tattoo on it, little maggots are gonna eat them and they might get really ill. from the ink..
- The morticians are gonna have to look at your body naked.
- What if you forget to put on your best lingerie? And then people just look at your underwear and they're like: "eugh why did you die in that?"
- But imagine you did put on your best lingerie and they're like: "What a freak.."
- Your cat's gonna eat your dead body.
- Your dog's gonna eat your dead body.
- Your hamster's gonna eat your dead body.
- Your goldfish is gonna starve to death.
- Your dad's never gonna forgive himself
- If your grandparents are still alive, you don't wanna die before them.
- There's someone out there who has a reaallyy bad migraine and you're just gonna waste all the paracetamol.
- What if you're just having a caffeine crash?
- Your bike's gonna go rusty.
- All your plants are gonna wilt up and die and what did they ever do to you to deserve to wilt up and die?
- You spent all these years to grow adult sized limbs for what??
- Live out of spite.
- So many bad things have already happened, how much worse can it really get?
- The more you deal with this shit the easier it gets to deal with it
- You're never gonna watch that show/movie you wanted to watch.
- You're not gonna be able to decorate your own home when you're dead
- You haven't finished your bucket list, if you have write a new one and if you don't have one well its about time to make one.
- Any problem you have now that makes you want to do it is most likely fixable and temporary.
- Your plushies/stuffed animals aren't gonna have anyone to cuddle with
- Shrek 5 is gonna come out and you're not gonna be able to watch it
- What if they put unflattering clothing on you at your funeral
- What if you have to live on as a ghost stuck here but you can't talk to anyone or do anything and even if you could you'd just scare people, how miserable is that.
- What if you're forced to live your last moments alive over and over again in a loop for years and years.
- Your mom's gonna be sad.
- You can't make art when you're dead
- What if some stranger is gonna find you and they'll just be traumatized for the rest of their lives
- What if you're feeling so bad because your period is about to start
- What if they find an unflattering picture for your memorial photo?
- Those cups of teas aren't gonna make themselves, Do you really wanna leave someone hanging for a cup of tea?
- You don't like maggots do you? Well guess what, you're gonna be giving them a feast !
- No more sweet treats for you.
- You haven't experienced enough summers.
- What if a cannibal finds your body and they are gonna make you into a cheesecake?
- Why would you kys when you can die in battleeee!!
- Legends never dieee..
- People are gonna forget the sound of your voice.
- Well who's gonna clean up after you?? Sure as her ain't you, 'cause you'll be dead.
- What if you're actually not as unloved as you feel you are?
- You could win a lottery in the next few days!
- What if ur immortal and you just wake up again, well that's a shame isn't it.
- What happens if it turns out ur the first zombie and you begin the zombie apocalypse?
- You might be born again as a horse. Then guess who's gonna adopt you, some rich bastards horse girls are just gonna be sitting on your back all the time.
- What if time passes and you realize, ah I can actually do this i'm fine?
That's all I got for now, I could put more here but its 3am I need sleep lmao. Whoever's reading this, whatever you're struggling with I promise it will get better eventually, you just gotta hold on for a little while longer!!
If you ever need to talk to someone just for getting everything out of you I'm here to listen even if I can't help much I'll listen, you can cry on my shoulder or whatever. Here's uh some hotlines an stuff I found a while back, if you are in a crisis and in need of professional help please do reach out to them.
Suicide Prevention Hotlines for different countries:
- Argentina: +5402234930430
- Australia: 131114
- Austria: 017133374
- Belgium: 106
- Bosnia & Herzegovina: 080 05 03 05
- Botswana: 3911270
- Brazil: 188 for the CVV National Association
- Canada: 5147234000 (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal)
- Croatia: 014833888
- Denmark: +4570201201
- Egypt: 7621602
- Estonia: 3726558088; in Russian 3726555688
- Finland: 010 195 202
- France: 0145394000
- Germany: 08001810771
- Holland: 0900 0113
- Hong Kong: +852 2382 0000
- Hungary: 116123
- India: 8888817666
- Ireland: +4408457909090
- Italy: 800860022
- Japan: +810352869090
- Mexico: 5255102550
- New Zealand: 0800543354
- Norway: +4781533300
- Philippines: 028969191
- Poland: 5270000
- Portugal: 21 854 07 40/8 . 96 898 21 50
- Russia: 0078202577577
- Spain: 914590050
- South Africa: 0514445691
- Sweden: 46317112400
- Switzerland: 143
- United Kingdom: 08457909090
- United States of America: 18002738255
- Veterans' Crisis Line: 1 800 273 8255/ text 838255
"Text HOME to 741741 from anywhere in the United States, anytime. Crisis Text Line is here for any crisis. A live, trained Crisis Counselor receives the text and responds, all from our secure online platform. The volunteer Crisis Counselor will help you move from a hot moment to a cool moment."
https://www.crisistextline.org/
Crisis Textlines:
- The Trevor Project is an LGBTQ suicide prevention textline, wait times may be long. https://www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/
- Crisis Textline
U.S. & Canada - Text HOME to 741741
UK - Text SHOUT to 85258
Ireland - Text HOME to 50808
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