Nu-nu Intro!!!!

My last intro sux ass, so i'm remakin it.

trash made this layout 2!!!!!! go check their layouts out theyre kickass im tellin u..

(my 'dni byf' thing) < (old n cringe) but that's not very relevant,ok,it's just basic stuff like weirdos n tcc..u can still go read it tho cuz some stuff could b YOUUUU oooo spooky

i have another profile with more about music on my site. chek it here

Hello!!!! I'm Flurtz..which is jus a nickname ofc..or Eli....or otha nicknames i've gotten from otha users..but ppl mainly call me those 2. Obviously I love nu metal ("poser" ion care brah its 2024 shut up wit that...4tunately most ppl on here aint 1 of those ppl tho..so i'm assumin ur not), or jus music in general, video games, big clothes, sports (basketball, soccer, baseball ect) n a lot more..u can jus check my profile 2 see all tha stuff I like. Ion like seriousness (so if i say smth weird..its 99% gonna b a joke..duh...cuz how r u gonna see sum1 sayin "Oi.Baaaka.." n think theyre serious.), math, n err..idk. there's not a lot of stuff I h8.. I guess u can check this (my dni byf thing) 2 see. u can also read up on all tha stuff that makes me shitty in ma byf part..which ain't a good thing...jus a warning or whateva cuz sum ppl on here r a bit uhhh.....ykkkk..

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People I wanna meet r nu metal fans..who don't only like 3 bands. it's ok if uc do i'd just prefer if u liked more than just bizkit slipknot korn n deftones..i still luv em tho. jackass fans, postal fans, half life fans, hip hop fans, actually jus any fans of any music i like..which u can see on ma profile duh. or fans of jus bout anything i like...especially if u talk bout em a lot :D i like other yappers.

My top 10 bands:

#1 Factory 81

#2 Limp Bizkit

#3 Folder

#4 Snot

#5 Primer 55

#6 The Prodigy

#7 KoRn

#8 Pleymo

#9 Coal Chamber

#10 Halfgain + HIM

this always changes..so it'll prolly b unaccurate in a while, or i forgot bands.

Top 3 games:

#1 Half Life

#2 Postal

#3 Jet Set Radio

Top 3 shows:

#1 Viva La Bam

#2 Jackass

#3 Wildboyz+Impractical Jokers

Top 3 (any) sports teams

#1 Lakers

#2 9ers

#3 Ofc my friends teams ^^..which idfk tha names of. Or Dodgers.

IDK what else 2 say.. I'm an ambivert i'd assume..but idrc bout those personality thingamajigs..like that zodiac stuff....dont rlly care jus as any NORMAL person does who ain't sum astrology "ooh this'll tell ur future" hippie..don't know what that has 2 do with those extravert introvert whatevas idk where I was goin wit that mb. but err idk what 2 say bout my personality..ull learn as u get 2 kno me id assume jus like how i have no clue bout u but if i become ur friend imma learn :p 

I'd say i'm weird but not in a 'i'm so quirky!!! smol potato ;-;" way..in like err a yall way alotta yall call urselves weird n im sorta lika alotta yall..yall bein ppl on here who i have added..yk???? idk..

what else what else..some of my fav shows r viva la bam, jackass, impractical jokers n spongebob..my fav video games r half life, postal (except 3..ion think any1 likes 3.), jet set radio, thug/thps, more more more on ma profile. idk ma fav bands cuz theyre always changin day by day n i can't jus choose 1...who can? my fav animals r munkys cuz theyre real cute n funny i love em..also cats n seals i really love them lil adorable animals i love cute things who doesnt man their big ol beedy eyes r tha most adorable things..i got a cat maself his names actually munky guess who he's named after... hes a fukin biggie but i love him cuz hes a real goof.. hes realllll old well not REAL old hes like what..idk he was born bout 2015 so that pretty old 4 a cat yea.. also about big beedy eyes my neighbors dog tiger who comes around a lot 2 play wit my dogs n me has tha most beautiful eyes ive seen on a dog i gotta show yall a pic sometime shes adorable..also all my dogs r real adorable i got 2 named buddy n bear..yeah real lame names ik but its cuz we didnt name em..they had a sister named molly..again we didnt name her i promise u wed choose a badass name. but sum bitches SHOT her..is that even legal...cuz theyre lil crybabies who can't handle a dog walkin by their house..ik my molly n she wouldnt hurt a fly she was tha sweetest thing...yea fuk them neighbors..yk imma avenge all ma pets thats been killed by tha hands of my bitchass neighbors 1 day...ok back 2 tha point funny thing bout buddy n bear my lil bro has jiu jitsu classes n 2 of these lil white kids..all of tha few white kids ive met have shitty names..their names r bear n buddy. no kizzy. thas their REAL LEGAL NAMES. BEAR N BUDDY..god bless white ppl i love these names actually...n also this real huge baby oreo hes like half pitbull we got him 2 b badass but hes jus nice..2 nice...hows this big fatty gon protect our house when he lays on evry1 he meets..hed prolly help a killer alien robber brah i love that fatass...n this real adorable playful dog named bii no it aint bee thats stupid her names BII n shes also tha sweetest thing eva..all female dogs ive met r tha kindest creatures eva..actually jus any female animals man...except this bitchass lil cat luna she was a lil prick but i loved her cuz of that she was always doin sumn bad but that makes her awesum...

ok sorry that turned into a yap sesh bout ma pets i'm like 1 of them weird millennial golden retriever weirdos on tiktok..who doesn't love their pets like a kid....i didnt hold em in my belly 4 9 months 4 nun errr say what

ok err what else is there 2 write here... i try 2 b nice 2 evry1 but sometimes i can come off as mean or whatevs so plz tell me if i do man...unless ion like u n im bein mean on purpose..in which i wont have u added n ur doin smth like makin a dumbass blog...but rlly if i sound mean tell me man cuz sumtimes i unintentionally do that..i wanna b nice 2 evry1 cuz i h8 makin ppl feel any emotion otha than yk joy cuz...y would i wanna make ppl sad thas stoopid n sad

hmmm what more what more..i'm real corny a lot but ion care 2 much..ppl who think EEEVRYTHINGGG is cringe or corny r cringe n corny themselves...like yea alot of stuff is cringe n corny but EVRYTHING? nah.. imma do what i please if it's fun...n u should do tha same..also i aint talkin bout when i act REAAAAAAAALLLLLL CRINGEEEEEE on purpose..like "oiii. baaaka." no thas a joke..clearly....

n i use a lot of emojis unironically so dont get confused 😅 

ok byebye ill upd8 this wheneva i think of more stuff 2 add