Boys trying to find excuse for cheating (shitpost)

1. I'm sorry I cheated, yk when I told you my grandma died?

2. I'm sorry I cheated, I couldn't help it.

3. I'm sorry I cheated, I was just very horny.

4. I'm sorry I cheated, it was a mistake.

5. I'm sorry I cheated, i just wanted to shit

6. I'm sorry I cheated, it was just really hot.

7. I'm sorry I cheated, I was very sad.

8. I'm sorry I cheated, my bike broke.

9. I'm sorry I cheated, I just lost a bet.

10. I'm sorry I cheated, i couldn't find interesting porn.