dreaming of sandwiches

I'm trying to figure out what I can eat without waking up my girlfriend. It doesn't help that our latest grocery shop was focused more on easy dinners we can share, not individual snacks or sandwich stuff. (That was silly of me. I fucking love sandwiches.) Our floor has started creaking for some reason, so even just creeping to the kitchen will probably disturb her.

She's already going to be sad that I didn't stay in our bedroom; we've been trying to sleep in the same bed more often, but that only works when she falls asleep first and I don't take too long to follow, because my snoring triggers her misophonia but my typing keeps her up. (If I'm not asleep, chances are I'm typing.) I also need to have TV playing to stop my thoughts from getting too overwhelming while I'm trying to sleep, but I have auditory processing problems and she's highly sound-sensitive—even without the misophonia—so she needs me to turn down the volume to the point where I struggle to hear it. My sleep headphones are broken and my regular ones don't work for sleeping, so the whole thing is just a mess of conflicting access needs. :(

Now I'm in the spare room watching Parks & Rec and surfing SpaceHey with my cat. He says hi, by the way.