a funny joke (my life)

This shit happened on friday of the last week, i had forgotten to write it down here. i has coming home from school, my older sister had arrived maybe 2 or 3 hours before. i was going to open the fucking door and the fucking key wouldn't turn. I tried again, and again, and again, and fucking again but fkng nothing. My sis tried to open the door and dind't make it either. She was trapped inside and i was kicked out. We called my mom. My sister was crying and i was laughing like a jerk. She couldn't help us. Ok, No problem, but i was dying to use the damn bathroom. I suggested that i could pee in the trees of the garden, as a joke. You know, to lighten the mood. but i was the only one who laughted. Shameful. I sat on the street and my sis brought me tea out the window while we were waiting dad came home from work to open the damn door. The good time lasted one hour and a half. Oh, by the way, we played ONE OK ROCK in the backgroudn while we waited for dad. Not even the fucking movie Crazy Friday dared to do so. You might think "Why dind't you just go in through the fucking window?" The stupid fkng window has iron barons, genius. 

I hope it makes you feel better with your own lives when you read my misfortunes ^^