Situation

Purely Hypothetical but if you were in a home setting and someone was trying to fight you, what would you do?

I for one, would find a blanket and find a way to trap my opp in the blanket, place them on the couch (if they try to escape, sit on top of them) and force them to listen to Pierce the Veil SPECIFICALLY Collide with the Sky album. Any Weezer Album may also suffice. And I WILL NOT elaborate on how this plan might fail me.