THE JERMA INCIDENT (REAL STORY LMFAO 💀)

OKAY SO B4 YOU JUDGE ME..... HEAR ME OUT...

so this happened almost 3 weeks ago now, but the reason why i didnt mention it until now was that it is the MOST embarrassing thing that has ever fucking happened 2 me. now, im finally ready 2 share because well... honestly its hilarious. and well, i cant exactly share the full story with most people and i have to dumb down how genuinely embarrassing it is. but because no one i know irl is on here... who gives a shit am i right.

as mentioned in a million blogs b4 this one, i recently found myself having my first ever crush on a real life guy. which is BIG news, because i thought i was aro. but i may have ya know... TRIED 2 not mention who it is i like because. 2 say the least hes very memed on. 

phew, okay here goes nothing. 4 your future self 2 cringe on percy! 

sigh... its jerma. OKAY HERE ME THE FUCK OUT OKAY HES REALLY CUTE. sure he can look uh... psychotic.. but hes  really fucking sweet and so funny man and he is super ccutteee. (especially in the dollhouse streams hehehe...) and hes uh, helping me thru my depression. so thats something. oh, and markipler 2 but thats passable since markipler is the hottest man on earth and honestly im kinda crushing on jerma more LMAO. look im not the only person who thinks this way, ive gotten fucking fancams and compilations in my reccomended. 

moving on. so ofc, as any normal teen with a crush on a semi celebrity(s) i made pinterest boards aaaannnddd saved images onto my phone. not that many, since anything romance wise is super super SUPER secretive 4 the most part. the only places i share it is on here, and which randos who also think similarly. but ig i got a little bit 2.... idk hyped?? i think i was having a hyper happy episode because i was having a HORRIFIC week and saved a LITTLE 2 much. and well.. if your a jerma fan your gonna start fucking foaming at the mouth out of cringe when u hear this next part but.. okay so you know that 1 stream where he decided 2 randomly show a picture his gf took of him naked in his gaming set up and he joked about how dumb he looked or whatever. ofc it was CENSORED. but ig 1 day i saw that image and thought about how it was hilarious and ya know... look i like shirtless men is that 2 weird???? thats like fucking vanilla cmon guys. right? god.... ugh WHATEVER. i wasnt going 2 share anything with anyone. i WAS going 2 take that shit 2 my grave. i wasnt going 2 be weird about it. im a normal dumb bi ace teen doing dumb normal bi ace teen THings. 

anyways. after the nightmare week i asked mum if i could at least have my laptop back. she started tryna set stuff up on it while i was out. then... i got a message being saying that i needed 2 come home now because mum had found """disturbing things"""" on my laptop and phone. i was confused because well, my parents can be weird but they dont look thru my shit most of the time. there was one thing i thought she couldve found but that would be easily explained, so i was genuinely confused at what it would be. Then i thought, damn it would be embarrassing if she found the pictures and videos and edits i saved on my phone of jerma, especially THAT one. but, she wouldnt look thru my whole ass camera roll right? 

so i got home. she brought up the thing i mentioned and i explained it knowing that, so i thought thats all she was worried about. but then.. she pulled up my phone. PULLED THE IMAGE OF FUCKING JERMA AND ASKED "Whos this guy?!"

my immediate response was to laugh, b4 freaking the fuck out because holy fuck. you dont understand like, love life and crush stuff is HYPER HYPER personal. i only got comfortable sharing fictional crushes in the last 2 and a half years, let alone the very recent new REAL one. so to have that shit shoved in my face by my MUM. now that its been a while, i can joke because it is genuinely fucking funny. But in all seriousness its really not good 4 her 2 do that... so...

anyway, back to the dumbass story. so while i was freaking out frantically asking why she was looking through my camera roll i could see her pulling more and more images of him and i was LITERALLY CRYING I SWEAR TO GOD. she also pulled out a tweet i screenshotted on kwites twitter which was a shitty sex joke like dawg im 14 i know what that shit is. but yeah, i was shitting myself thinking i was gonna have to tell my parents i have a huge crush on a guy that doesnt know me... but i was already accepting my fate. i told my dad what mum did, but SOMEHOW didnt spill the beans. at least i think. so dad had 2 tell her it was just a "youtuber" i watch and i dont think she believed me. she literally asked me "who is.. jerma." and at this point it was starting to set in how stupid this was. and after that she walked out and said out loud in front of my little 10 yr bro "i just gotta make sure your not looking at PORN." AND I LAUGHED SO HARD MAN. 

MY MUM SAW PICTURES OF JERMA AND THINKS IM WATCHING PORN. IM GONNA TELL THIS STORY TO MY GRANDCHILDREN, OR THE AUDIENCE WHEN IM FAMOUS. this is ICONIC. 

anyways chat, if you like a celebrity or whatever make sure whatever is on your pinterest board STAYS in your board.