The new phone is here.

Unfortunately, Smart Switch can't be done unless the screen on the original works. So I can't even port anything to my computer. Or turn it off. So I'm stuck with the alarm still working. I have a 128 GB alarm clock until further notice.

I'm not giving up on my old phone, though. As established, all my stuff is still on it. I'll get the screen replaced someday, for now it will enjoy retirement in my junk drawer along with:

-My Leapster from when I was a toddler

-My Samsung Galaxy S3 Kids tablet that mysteriously short circuited in the middle of the night while I was playing either Dragon City or My Little Pony Gameloft

-My LG Stylo 4

-Several Hot Wheels cars

-My two previous sets of JBL Earbuds (Those break WAY too easily)

-Lots of paper cutout snakes I made when I was a kid