joel out of pocket - a plethora of things ive said (maybe w some context or none at all)

(ongoing cause im so funny and so jumbled up, no actual timeline)

"HES SO CUNTY BABY GIRL FUCKABLE PRINCESS TREATMENT" me talking about ango from bsd

"the characters are so pretty i wanna fuck em all" - me talking abt scott pilgrim anime

"i think underwear are made to be taken off"

"i love his man titties" "i love my scottish man" "i see him and i have the urge to bash my head into a wall" - me talking abt john "soap" mactavish

"i js whitnessed a guy use his dingaling as a tripod"

"are you collecting autistics"

"thick thighs dont save my life, why must i suffer if i have no one to crush"

"borg warshun marchen" - george washington???

"i mohawked"

"what are you choking on?" "ayato." - my 2022 obsession w kamisato ayato

"came cumra"

"the cum came ra broke the discord" - 2021 the night i met my bsf

"#antisleepgamg" - stayed up for 27 hours w said bsf who id only met that night

"meow mekw meow meow mweo"

"wnglish"

"can i please lick optimus primes boobas"

"i want to punch him, like beat the absolute shit out of him... affectionately."

"soggy,,.m,mnejk.sbjsf" - insert a picture of a cat that fell into the bath

"i feel like committing battery" - it was 2am

"sukuna milk... mm" - found out he canonically lactates

"im in my bee" - fell asleep in vc once

"dont pee on people" - 2022??

"my stomach hurts what thafeifuh"

"I'm tir weed" misspelt tired LMAO

"likely number grew quo but tbh eked are Yvette u" - i actually dont know what i was trying to say..

"mommy among ys😩" - what???

"MY ASS HAS BEEN TOUCHED BY A BIT CH" - i think my sister smacked me

"anal enjoyer" - in my school group chat..

"the zoo is fucking expensie" - online friend assumed i get a free zoo everyday cause im in south africa LMAO

"im a dyslexic magnet" - majority of my friends are dyslexic [sob]

"wjoee" - misspelt whore