No one gets her like I do.

Taylor Swift taking shots.

Dodecathreat...

I hope I get to consume drywall.

The way God and Madison Avenue intended it.

FUCK YOU BURGER !!!!!

tits 4 brains

"So I start a fight 'cause I need to feel something." ...Need I say more.

1989 quota

I miss Patrick Bateman

Great Sexpectations

I literally cannot wait for Picture to Burn (TV).

It's so funny how J Cole gets credit for rhyming you with you three consecutive times. Poetry.

*In sing-song tone* I'm gonna get laiddd, I'm gonna get laiddd

Anger spells

sleep paralysis after sex

Cry myself to death?

I am 100% a drunk vomiter (sorry).

It’s a shit motherfucker fuck shit situation?