eff

"i’m like if samantha jones went to hogwarts"
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In recovery. Not saying what from tho
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A gun or a [redacted]? Can’t tell which one I want in my mouth more. Cock it and pull it baby it’s a dilemma of an american psychoslut. Literally got so sad the other day I hate when I miss a dose and in turn experience direct consequences. If the cost of mental stability is a lack of taste then it’s honestly a toss up. Drugs exist but you can’t fake niche, you get it or you don’t. Would I really... » Continue Reading
Said it tastes like pakola
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MET AN INTERSECTIONAL FEM TODAY FUCKING FUCK YEAHHHH TIS HEALING OF MY WORLD. MY EXPERIENCE. I LOVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OUR MINDS ARE JUST SO VAST AND ERUDITE AND SHREWD Me when feminism worksππππππ Getting radicalized during covid is a canon event for the girls who girl right, we declared. The trauma dump to class consciousness pipeline at a function is inescapable for me, I’m afraid. This is about t... » Continue Reading
YEA
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Ughhh art donaldson reaffirming my thing for blondes like that was so unsolicited yet so pleasurable. At Stanford too like ok wow I was on the mood board. I think I completely understand her and would do the exact same thing. I do hope to be her when I grow up. It’s sort of refreshing to get a character that is so over the top neurotic, manipulative, raw, and borderline misandrist. I just felt so ... » Continue Reading
Channel 4
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me if you even care Honestly I've never felt more seen by a piece of media. I touched you, but I touched you???! Literally I did think of calling you but you literally don't pick up ughhh I'm too mad to even like write back. Canva hates to see me coming but I'm coming. I can’t wait to go to my friends’ weddings over and over bc I will make you get » Continue Reading
Just got my quant score (Good news I'm hot)
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Everyone said good luck on the GRE! You're gonna kill it! But in reality the only thing I'll be killing is myself. This is like how Taylor handled the press after VMA 2009gate. The experience itself was chaotic and horrific, but I'm ever so moved by the outpouring of well wishes I received from grad students I've otherwise imagined myself to have a borderline parasitic relationship with. It's ins... » Continue Reading
TIMT x Daylight
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oh many a tear were shed. That was personal...Taylor A Swift...that's prob the best one by far I felt like she was singing that shit to me personally (I attended through a lagging livestream). I am keeping Tess in business. Save me lavender haze ad libs. Just cried and threw up thinking abt eras ending /gen I love her with the flames of a thousand bad blood cannons. I don't wear mascara anymore I ... » Continue Reading
London is drowning and I live by the river
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Someone has to get this Honeyduke’s halloween, three broomsticks xmas, madam malkin’s spring, ollivander’s summer. It just makes sense. I don’t make the rules (yes I do). I’m in a fight with a libfem in a tik tok comment section. Somehow this feels like the battle I was born to fight. Except, I’m not actually fighting, only imploring them to touch grass and reconsider their worldview. I hate ti... » Continue Reading
i don’t want to fix you anymore
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i’m a special kimd of evil necause i know exactly what to say to make a man hurt, because they have feelings, and they grt hirt if youre subtle and covert with it if ur a straight man and u have a problem w me don’t tell me bc i don’t give a damn and when u think abt it jay could’ve almost had that tristan dugray nuisance charm had he shown an ounce of class and toned down the ego a touch (lot) ... » Continue Reading