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Everyone said good luck on the GRE! You're gonna kill it! But in reality the only thing I'll be killing is myself. This is like how Taylor handled the press after VMA 2009gate. The experience itself was chaotic and horrific, but I'm ever so moved by the outpouring of well wishes I received from grad students I've otherwise imagined myself to have a borderline parasitic relationship with. It's ins... » Continue Reading
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oh many a tear were shed. That was personal...Taylor A Swift...that's prob the best one by far I felt like she was singing that shit to me personally (I attended through a lagging livestream). I am keeping Tess in business. Save me lavender haze ad libs. Just cried and threw up thinking abt eras ending /gen I love her with the flames of a thousand bad blood cannons. I don't wear mascara anymore I ... » Continue Reading
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Someone has to get this Honeyduke’s halloween, three broomsticks xmas, madam malkin’s spring, ollivander’s summer. It just makes sense. I don’t make the rules (yes I do). I’m in a fight with a libfem in a tik tok comment section. Somehow this feels like the battle I was born to fight. Except, I’m not actually fighting, only imploring them to touch grass and reconsider their worldview. I hate ti... » Continue Reading
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i’m a special kimd of evil necause i know exactly what to say to make a man hurt, because they have feelings, and they grt hirt if youre subtle and covert with it if ur a straight man and u have a problem w me don’t tell me bc i don’t give a damn and when u think abt it jay could’ve almost had that tristan dugray nuisance charm had he shown an ounce of class and toned down the ego a touch (lot) ... » Continue Reading
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My doctor was so Dr. House coded today. She rather vehemently looked down on alternative medicine and told me my heart sounded boring (which was good). She also lied to my mom for me. Slay! Speaking of, I really admire that Olivia has made a whole brand out of throwing up. She’s literally just like me if I was exponentially more successful, pretty, and Californian. Spill your guts??? I do that alr... » Continue Reading
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There is no one I envy more than Curious George. He gets to be owned by the man in the yellow hat, wake up, have his cake and eat it too. We applaud his inquisitve mind, even if he is a bit of a dumbass. Yet when I ask questions, I feel like a fool. As though I should already know the answer, seeing as I don't have the luxury of being a 3 foot tall monkey. I know, I know. Way to make a children's... » Continue Reading
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I firmly believe that a woman can never hurt another woman in the way that a man can hurt a woman. There is something so vile, so deeply inhumane about a man causing a woman pain, beyond that of average human conflict. How does one see a woman, and then intend to cause her harm? Who killed chivalry? I'd like to have a word. And is chivalry even real? Or is it another patriarchy cover-up? If it nev... » Continue Reading
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My poor sleep is finally catching up to me. Aside from the fact that I crash as soon as I get home and roll around in bed for 20 miserable minutes each morning, I'm so lethargic. Maybe it's because I left uni early and had lunch, when I normally don't. This must be the post-lunch slump they speak of, the circadian rhythm one. Then again, I'm unsure. I almost got hit by a car this morning, yet it... » Continue Reading
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No one gets her like I do. & other words (like Hamlet); Taylor Swift taking shots. Dodecathreat... » Continue Reading
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