sparkly

Idk I just think that everything would be better if I was made of glitter. And not only that but if I cried glitter and bled glitter and puked glitter and just everything glitter. Think about it if I get in a fight I'll just be covered in glitter, if I get sick or something i can just aim it at the wall and have a glitter covered wall, and you literally can't ugly cry if your tears are glitter all the ugliness will be covered in glitter. this is a formal complaint to god (yes god reads my blog obviously)