winter hate rant

i hateeeee winter hate it hate it hate ittt i hate the snow, i hate the cold, i hate having to walk through the cold and shivering with like three coats on, slipping in the ugly gross sand dirt gravel snow mixture, sliding all over the road in a car with snow tires already on and everything, i counted the days we got full sunshine ALL WINTER and in my area we got TWO! TWO DAYS! AND THEY WERE THE COLDEST DAYS THROUGHOUT WINTER! it’s not fair why do i have to nearly freeze to death just to enjoy a little sun. and i can’t DO the things I wanna do. even if i could go do my urban exploring and hiking and wandering around in the woods and climbing trees and camping I can’t because DEPRESSION because NO SUN. can’t wear my cute outfits because i dunno how to layer and if i don’t layer i will freeze to death, i get chapped lips, frozen and busted pipes and thin walls because we are poor and i live in a 100+ year old house. I HATE THISSS. Can’t do nighttime shenanigans, no hooliganism, no hoodlum activities, no ruffian behavior, but you know what you can do?? super expensive SNOWBOARDING and SKIING and SLEDDING but THERES NO SUN AND IM SAD AND HAVE NO MONEYYYYY “oh but christmas” SCREWWWW CHRISTMASSSSSS I DONT WANT PRESENTS I WANT SOME WARMTH AND SUNSHINE yes okay i will admit christmas is alright ill enjoy it if i can just stay inside but EVERYTHING EXCEPT THAT IS TOTALLY STUPID AND HORRIBLE “oh but everything’s white and pretty” if i wanted everything to be white i would go to a hospital. if you love the color white good for you but it is the bane of my existence and it saps the joy and happiness from my life. on a day with blue skies it’s pretty but as i said earlier that is a rarity where i live. and it’s not exactly like i can go live somewhere where its more common. winter sucks you can’t convince me otherwise