Joke of the week #9

A man discovers through a friend that his wife has been cheating on him. Furious, he goes to the bar she frequents, holds up a gun, and shouts "I have a Colt 1911 chambered in 45 ACP. There's a round in the chamber and 7 more in the magazine. Now I want to know who here has been sleeping with my wife!"

The crouwd goes quiet for a few seconds, vefore a voice in the back cries out, "Youre gonna need more ammo"

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