silly rant

i finished star wars rebels and uh 

the guy, that ended up trapped with the imperial evil guy wtih red eyes that in the ahsoka series they didnt know if they should find or not, cus freeing their friends would free the evil guy too

ya it was the main character of this series

george lucas what

the fuck is this universe omg

i need a diagram

a few diagrams actually

to connect

stuff

this is a mess

also

yk what happens in the sequels that dont exist?

"somehow palpatine returned" george i need to fucking beat you up with a chair

PALPATINE. THEY FUCKING BRING BACK PALPATINE. THE SEQUELS

DO NOT

FUCKING

EXIST. 

GEORGE IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

YOU HAVE TO ANSWER FOR YOUR SINS

OH WHATS WRONG AB BRINGING BACK PEOPLE MULTIPLE FUCKING TIMES THAT CLEARLY FELL DOWN INTO THE FUCKING ABYSS  LITERALLY ON FUCKING SCREEN YOU ASK?

HERE'S A FUCKING QUOTE

"In well made fiction, you can infer or are told the consequences of actions. When those consequences are removed, so are the stakes. Without stakes, there is no tension. Without tension, a story is boring. So if the writers clearly kill a character, and the expectation is that character has permanently died, bringing them back is just poor storytelling, since it removes the consequences of that action."

YOU CANT FUCKING SAY IN THE PREQUELS HOW ANAKIN IS GONNA RESTORE BALANCE, WHICH IN A WAY HE DID AT THE END, YOU CANT CALL LUKE THE HOPE TO WIN OVERRAL

TO THEN UNDO FUCKING EVERYTHING YOU BUILT 

FOR SEQUELS

BECAUSE THEN VADER CHOICE TO KILL PALPATINE IN THE END, HIS FUCKING ULTIMATE SACRIFICE, HIS FUCKING "THERES STILL GOOD IN HIM" MEANT

FUCKING

NOTHING

GEORGE.

GEORGE LOOK AT ME 

NO DONT RUN AWAY 

DONT YOU DARE

I HAVENT FINISHED TALKING 

oh but actually !! theres secrets the sith know and yk he says he technically died but still yk he survived bc sith stuff

FUCK YOU. NO FUCK YOU IM SORRY. these types of excuses are straight out GOOFY. i said it.

you already did when you decided to bring maul back in clone wars and already there they were like hey george this is unrealistic 

and then you bring back the one guy that got FINALLY killed at the climax of your original fucking trilogy 

THE NEW WORK 

SHOULD STRENGTHEN WHATS ALREADY THERE

NOT MAKE IT CRUMBLE

BECAUSE THEN THE NEW WORK IS BUILT ON DECAYING FOUNDATIONS 

AND THE WHOLE THING 

WILL FUCKING CRUMBLE 

if someone can burn away the storytelling of the universe  they create, then i can and will act like those new things dont exist

i dont care ab technicalities

i dont care ab intricated silly little not exactly explained things that justify something stupid cus, if i wanted that id ask an 8 year old to write star wars sequels.

i may not be able to pretend things explained clearly from start to finish with no mistery

but ill pretend that shit makes sense

and this does not.

ill write the reviews of what ive watched in the uh near future. dunno EXACTLY when. for now this is all

ugh talking ab the sequels makes me miss the writing in andor, ill ned up rewatching that show i can feel it