seasons 6 of clone wars where is this going help

13 episodes. thats it. thats why im already writing ab it. 

so what happens

first arc is a lot ab the clones, so instant fave. basically this one clone, Tup, during a mission is like, snapped into some mind control thing and kills the master jedi that was with him n everyone is like. Yo. We dont do that dude. They recognize smth is wrong with him, so they try to send him to the hospital in kamino, which is the place where clones are made so they know best, they dont suceed initially cus the separatists hear a clone killed a jedi n where like uh we gotta know more ab it. but they do eventually bring him to kamino for exams, and they also test another clone, Fives, that weve seen before in other episodes, cus they think it's some sort of virus n they're in the same group of soldiers n he might have smth too.

to try to make it short, what actually happened is that we the audience find out all clones have a chip in their brain put there at the request of the original jedi that asked kamino for a clone army. and a scientist of kamino knows ab this alongside dooku andd basically very few others, they say it was put there in case a jedi would "go rogue" and had to be terminated by a clone but personally i think also cus yk, after the war the idea was to eventually kill the jedi and if you already got an army laying around, might as well teach em beforehand yk. and to this point ill come back in a second 

now, we get to the revelation of this chip cus Fives sneakly does an exam on Tup with the help of a droid, without the kaminoan doctor n the master jedi there that supervises the clones, knowing ab it. These two are busy, the first trying to get the okay to terminate Tup to do a "detailed autopsy", and the second trying to get the okay for another exam to be made, and to also get Tup to the jedi council place so they can idk scan him through the force or smth since they cant find whats wrong with him with the normal things. Now, the kaminoan says this other exam the jedi wants cannot be done cus oh theres the risk of nerve damage and then the autopsy would be ruined. but she just wants to delete the problem and hide the chip thing.

so Fives get chased a couple of times, he manages to make the droid perform a small surgery on Tup cus at first they think the chip is a tumor. Anyway Tup dies, and after a while of. stuff, we get to a point where Fives get his own chip removed and his own is way more intact than Tup one and he gets found but the kaminoans and the master jedi in this super big room where the embryos are at n he's like yo listen, for some fucking reason they're putting chips into us clones. 

N the doctor is like oh the chips are just to not make you aggressive, thats why Tup killed that jedi when his malfunctioned n now you removed yours so you're dangerous. We get then to Fives getting an audience with the chancellor, palpatine n he's like ah let us alone for a second so this guy can say stuff more calmly and oh wouldnt you know he fake Fives trying to attack him n now Fives is getting chased again

He manages to contact Rex N Anakin, which he regularly fought with and he tries to tell them ab this big conspiracy n how even the chancellor is involved and it's the trope of ah i know i sound crazy but please believe me something crazy is happening and then the army of the chancellor gets to the scene and he ends up dead before being able to tell more, but it was clear palpatine said some shit to make him scared while they were alone n everyhting. And Fives dies like this. My man, my dude. This hurts. if he dies like this i dont wanna know how rex will end up dying. i rlly dont wanna think ab it.

Now remember what i said ab this chip not being just for some rogue jedi? Palpatine, count dooku n co refer to it as protocol 66. And I was like, mh im curious if in the revenge of the sith, the scene where palpatine orders the clones to kill the various jedi, he mentions a specific code word for it. and lo and behold he fucking says "protocol 66" and i was RIGHT cus ofc that was the plan. It technically still appears like a protocol against rogue jedi simply cus in the movie palpatine make the jedi look like traitors that oh attacked poor him n stuff. ik, im a genius.

anyway next arc has to do with this side character, Clovis, taking control of the banks n being tricked in the process by count dooku and oh i thought i was doing the right thing oh no the sepratists now have power over me when i wanted the banks to be neutral in this war, nd i dont care too much ab it, like it's still important cus at the end palpatine ends up being given control of the banks and oh that will not go badly at all n so it's important for one of the ways palpatine managed to get more power that will eventually lead to him just being straight up an emperor butttt i wanna mention it also cus Clovis falls into the trope of "guy the love interest of the main character used to date and now she has to collaborate with him and main character is not amused"

Which already happened cus Clovis was in another small arc few seasons back, but here it's even more apparent how angry and jealous Anakin can be. During the whole thing Clovis starts being like uuuh padme do u have anything going on with that jedi guy? I thought jedi couldnt do that but he's acting all weirdd and she's like naaaaah we are just friendsss i totally didnt marry him and all his big ass fucking red flags and for clovis that means he can totally try to kiss padme cus apparently the only thing that could stand in their way is another guy and not padme NOT FUCKING LIKING YOU AND ALREADY REJECTING YOUR ASS YEARS AGO. 

N ofc anakin enters at the exact time this happens n "no anakin is not what it looks like" and bro looses his marbles let me tell you, his first answer is chocking clovis with the force. n when clovis is like "hey fight like a real man without these jedi tricks" and my guy you're asking to being beaten to death, you look at anakin and think you inviting him to a physical fight is better LIKE HE WOULDNT ENJOY EVEN MORE KICKING THE SHIT OUTTA YOU

and he does fucking beat him up badly, all while padme is like anakinnnn nooo this isnt youuuu look at meeee stopppp n it's super funny cus anakin is like "you dont have a say in this" MY BROTHER IN THE FORCE YOU'RE PUNCHING THIS GUY BECAUSE OF YOUR JEALOUSY FOR PADME. SHE HAS ALL THE FUCKING SAY SHE WANTS. Anyway he beats his ass for a while n at this ppoint im so alert i can fucking hear how in the music theres the slight input of the darth vader theme I HEAR IT YOU CANT FOOL ME IT'S THERE.

damn clovis youre as much of a punching bag as obi wan and that says a lot ab how this fight is going. Anyway at some point anakin turns off killer mode n is like "im sorry" BITCH YOU FUCKING. BROKE THE GLASS TABLE, DESTROYED HALF THE FURNITURE, BEAT UP A GUY. A SORRY IS NOT GETTING YOU OUT OF THIS. n when the guards come n are like ohh what happened clovis is like oh someone came from the balcony n attacked me but anakin fought em n they ran away with their. idk car thingy at the balcony. so clovis slightly save his ass but omg anakin you gotta. you gotta chill man. 

it's also funny cus in mid fight anakin looks for a sec at padme n goes to :( mode n then shakes his head n goes back to >:( n idk i found it funny

now next arc uhhh stuff happens, just know that ppl reveal and defeat a new plan that involved the mother witch, (the one that helped ventress, savage n maul) getting all powerful n stuff i idk i like when the reuse of character makes sense. Oh in this arc theres a bounty hunter that appears a few times trying to kill clovis? Let's use this one bounty hunter that already appreared n has the sniper vibes we need. Oh in this one there's a sinister magical being trying to get all powerful? Well im sure after her village was killed n stuff some while back, this mother witch will seek power some other way.

anyway, next arc is weird, not everything is exaclty revealed, basically the jedi council goes back investigating the death of. cyfo dias? syfo? idk, but he's the one tguy that originally asked kamino for the clones army but died long ago so who tf knows what happened. Apparently he died in this one place and the natives of the planet cremated him, nd there were reports of him traveling with another jedi but it seems these natives either dont understand or dont know ab this other jedi, 

and cyfo was originally on a mission to discuss things with this criminal organization, n with him there was this guy that was the employee of the chancellor at the time, n then we dont know what happened to the employee, and then they go investigate to this crime organization n the employee is imprisoned but still alive but a bit crazy n before he can says things more clearly he gets killed by dooku, and the criminal call dooku tyranous, which the jedi didnt know was him which im sorry how can you not know the darth name of this guy that you dealt with so many times. 

But anyway ya it's a bit like,,, confusing idk. But aftert this arc, we get another thats slighlty connected, where yoda just. starts hearing qui gon voice n the othe jedi are like pfff qui gon is dead how could hear him, thats impossible" says the group of guys that can use telekynesis.

anyway qui gon is like yodaaa you gotta learn how you can manifest yourself after death (ghosts. yall are talking ab becoming a ghost.) cus uuh youre gonna have to guide someone after death or smth uuuh just do it okay? ooooh im a voiceeee go to bagodah so we can connect this to the og trilogy ooooh

on bagodah yoda goes in the same cave he guides luke to in the og trilogy, n there he has visions. what visions? oh jusT THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THE REVENGE OF THE SITH, not much rlly. just the jedi being killed, windu dying, simple stuff, yoda goes a bit ko after all these horrible things so qui gon is like "wake the fuck up we got a city to save" or whatever the guy in ciberpunk 2077 says.

he send him to this other planet, n yoda has to go though some trials, n he goes through those n then has to go to the original planet where the sith come from n palpatine- i mean, lord sidious n dooku feel smth is wrong so they do this ritual, appear to him on this other planet n make him go through this lucid dream where yoda n anakin find and fight dooku and sidious- and between things, dooku gets killed by anakin THE SAME FUCKING WAY THAT IT HAPPENS IN. GUESS WHICH MOVIE

GUESS

YES IT'S FUCKING REVENGE OF THE SITH. NO YOU DONT WIN A PRIZE.

anyway in this dream thingy sacrifices himself and that means the two sith could not "break him" n he won the trials. idfk.

yoda wakes up n in front of him appears this being from the second planet he visited n they're like  qui gon will help you train to maintain your consciousness after death, see ya. Oh also there is anothe skywalker *disappears in a beam of lgiht* and while we hear yoda repeat this last thing, there's the faint sounds of a crying baby, and  lightsaber moving and a certain someone breathing through a mask and they are NOT being sneaky ab it uh 

anyway he gets back to the temple, n they're like bella ! where have you been, loca?

n he's like uuuh it's kinda hard to explain?

Well did it give you insight on how to win this war?

Not exactlyyyy but theres this other way we can find victory, not victory in the clone wars but victory for all time 

YOU HEARD THAT, THIRD TRILOGY??
VICTORY FOR ALL TIME. HAVE YOU HEARD AB THAT. UH? VICTORY FOR ALL TIME AND THE FUCKING PEACE AND NOT A FUCKING SEQUEL- ahem anyway

the episode ends here. And then i typed epsidoe 14

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and uh??? no other episodes???

i didnt like the last ime a tv series went from 22 episodes to 13. what??? the fuck???

it ends like this. and it's still too late for me to watch another whole season so ig for today that's it.