clone wars season 4. this is getting crazy.

fucking hell. oh this was. definetly a season. 

okay, the highlights of it are. omg. so much stuff.

first of all, a whole fight in the sea happens, n too much stuff to focus on this but just one thing. One of the separatist guys is obviously shark inspired and so when he swims, he put his feet together and tilt them to make like a vertical tail, like real sharks n thats such a cool lil design. and also he jus straight up bites people. No weapon. Just unclench his jaw and go for it and it's so unhinged n scary tbh

anyway

 there's an arc thats all ab attacking this other planet, nd rex is comanding this big group together with anakin but the latter gets called back home because of plot reasons and so they send this krell master jedi guy to lead instead. And he fucking hates clones let me tell you. Can this be called clonism? Genism? Idk what it is but it's a kind of -ism and i dont like it, he keeps talking ab how they're just clones and call them with their number instead of the name they call themselves n so much other stuff.

they talk ab how he is such a great general and won a lot but. his fucking casualties are high as hell cus he doesnt care. Also all his strategies for battles are just. All in the front, advance and fight. And he just sits back far away n watch. Not on the fucking front line like weve seen every other jedi do. and. Thats it. THeres no real fucking strategy but he's in command so rex n the other gotta oblige n they do not like it at all, the plans keep failing and krell keeps not giving a single fuck ab how much soldiers are dying n he's just like "oh yall must be fucking defective or smth, you weak bitches. nd none of the soldiers r liking it, but they trust rex and rex tries to be like ya guys these plans suck but he's in command, cant rlly do nothing ab it. 

now it gets interesting. they gotta take control of this military base but cant with krell's plans so rex secretly lets two on a secret mission to sneak in and it works and they take control and krell is mad ab it and boo fucking hoo bitch i could not care less. now this base has a bunch of smaller flying battle machine but it's a technology that they gotta learn, cus not everyone in the galaxy uses the same technology yk. 

Now Theres this other like flying super big base that needs to be destroyed, n a couple of the clones are like hey let's learn how to fly these and use em to attack the base, we just gotta get to the certain place where the reactors at n hit it n the whole thing will go boom. N krell is like no cus he's a stupid bitch. 

now. the two guys (they were three but one of em had to sacrifice himself to make the reactor blow up and why is this a pattern hello i dont like it) come back from the attack and krell is mad as hell he's like "i didnt tell u to do this, it's against the rules,, i should court martial your ass" cus i mean they did technically break the rules but also. for a good cause. N rex is like no it's my responsability i let em go, and the other guy is like dont listen to rex it's my fault. Anyway krell in the end doesnt decide to wait for court martial but he wants to fucking execute them right where they are in this base. 

so they bring em outside, they got the soldiers ready to fight, supervised by rex and this other clone that has been more on krell side named Dogma (n he's lowkey a snitch) and they. do not fucking shoot. Cus they're looking at their own brothers n the groups cannot fucking bring themsleves to shoot em, expecially since they're being punished for a heroic gesture that helped the cause in this planet. n rex tells dogma basically ya u wont find somebody that will be capable of executing them.

then they get orders from krell that the enemy has dressed up in the same armours and are preparing to attack, so rex n the others go fight em and. It wasnt the enemy. They were also clones. They find the leader severly wounded cus they were all shooting at each other n hes like "krell told us that the enemy was dressed up as us and we had to fight em". So krell. Made the two groups that aòso know eachtoher n shit. Kill eachother. Thinking it was actually the enemy.

Holy fucking shit? The realization? Rex n the others have, that theyre killing eachother? This is so fucked up hello how will i recover? And so they get back to the base n krell goes full villain mode and ah fuck the jedi way, im with the separatist n shit. And ya we kinda noticed girl. So they arrest krell with a lot of fucking effort and when theyre going for that, dogma tries to stop em being like hey! dont! yall are traitors! and rex answers "I used to believe that being a good soldier meant doing eveyrthing they told you. Thats how weve been engineered. But were not droids. We're not programmed. You have to learn to make your own decisions" and holy shit i will not be ready for when rex will die i can tell u that. Anyway they imprison dogma, and after a lot of fucking effort they get krell too. 

and then theyre like hey we cant keep krell alive n everything he's too dangerous. So they open dogma cell, and then they open krell cell and rex doesnt know if he wanna shoot or not and kreel is all like ooh do you like being in control and other similar villain things and dogma ends up taking a gun from another soldier n shooting krell.

and i need a moment to recover.

And u know what arc we get right after this? A whole race of ppl that like to ensalve others n wanna go back to do it 100% like the good ol days and wouldnt you know it we get a very fucking angry anakin these few episodes. 

A lot of stuff happens, they try to find some other ppl but they get captured and obi wan get transported to a fucking labour camp designed to break slaves minds and im not liking this, all of this while the queen of these enslavers try to flirt with anakin and omg why does jedi pussy makes everyone in the galaxy act up. like i get that anakin is hot but girl youre doing too much. And anakin gets a liiittle bit of ptsd yk since his mother was a slave and so was he before obi wan and qui gon helped him and anakin trauma response to being in similar situations is killing people. for him it's not fight, flight or freeze, more like slay, stab, slash,  they do end up escaping n everything cus ofc they can but uhhh anakin calm down girl 

and with that, we get to another fucking long arc, that starts with obi wan faking his death ebcause half of this series is just obi wan being a punching bag, literally, idk how this man's organs are holding up bro is regularly fracturing shit no joke. Somebody give him the weekend off he deserves it. Anyway he fakes his death and then with techonological stuff, his face n voice become the same one of the sniper that supposedly kill him, so he can infiltrate into crime stuff n thats not the point. They dont tell anakin ab this plan. He thinks obi wan is fucking dead. he is NOT pleased, they make him go arrest "the shooter" (which is already obi wan in disguise) n anakin is hocking him with the force being like if it was for me id kill you right the fuck now imma be honest u lucky i gotta take u to jail 

n everyone is like uuuh anakin is not doing too good, ashoka is scared as hell ngl. now everythime i half hear the darth vader team playing for a sec i get instant ptsd. These season are not gonna be easy let me tell you.

uuh what else OH. Okay so last arc and season finale. So ventress now doesnt rlly have a purpose, does some bounty hunting cus honestly it's just what evryone fucking does. And remember Savage Oppress tht had to go find his brother?

Ya his brother is fucking darth maul. The guy that obi wan slashed in half in the first movie. How is he still alive? Girl idk. Savage finds him without his legs ofc n instead he has this weird mechanical spidery attachment from the waist down thats very creepy and i have so many question HOW??? HOW GIRL HOWWW. Anyway bro is NOT doing good  he's insane insane, so savage take the mfer, bring him back to the witch leader cus she can curse fucking everything, so she clear his mind so he's. Slightly less insane, and then with magic-y stuff assembles him robotic legs but this time. two. cus 8 were doing a bit too much tbh even tho it was a cool design. So now he's back on two feet n he's like grr i wanna kill obi wan so he goes on a random planet, does a bit of mass murdering n video calls the jedi being like hi girlyyyy, obi wan come here n face me or i kill more ppl, xoxo. 

In the meantime, ventress finds a bounty for a lot of money for savage, cus yk he did kill a lot of ppl at some point. So shes like ah i can kill the bitch n goes on the same planet. Now, obi wan is. not doing good against the two brothers, like at all, n maul is like ooh ill kill you slowly so youll suffer like ive suffered for all those years 

and girl you. you were kinda attacking them. Like obi wan did kill you. Two seconds after you killed qui gon. I feel like youre forgetting why he sliced you in half. You still alive n complaining? Girl move onnnn

So ventress come in, she fights against the brothers together with obi wan, some more ppl being thrown around, lightsabers, maul being like "the things that kept me alive all these years was the hatred against you kenobi" which like, you found the strenght to survive just cus u wanted to kill a guy? thats sus ngl, move onnnn already dude. Anyway the brothers r too strong so the other teo retreat and end of the season. 

oh did i mentioned how metal savage and maul look? Im too lazy, look em up, also n im scared of the spoilers but like. They were literally born looking like theyre from some death metal band can we talk ab it.

anyway. the next seasons will break me i just know it. ill report back ugh.