Season 3 of clones wars yeah double review in one day

Discord is down so ig I'll review the third season 

I liked it

Yk when I said that I love exploring the difference point of views, especially the clones? Well the very first episode was about clones training. Apparently it became harder after jango Fett was killed cus they had to stretch out his DNA or smth? Which makes no sense cus if they're clones. They should have the same DNA. You should be able to just take one to replace jango, not that I know how this could ever work but yk.

Anyway we see the training the clones have to go through and how the supervisors is a master Jedi and. Bounty hunters? 

Bounty hunters fucking do everything in this universe, you're either a Jedi, a sith, a trooper, a senator or a fucking bounty hunter. Atp even a farmer is probably a bounty hunter. Are there that many people to hunt??? I'm  gonna start bounty hunting too atp. 

I must say this, some of the bounty hunters have very cool designs, noticed even in the other seasons. Cus they're supposed to be resourceful, so some of them have different weapons hidden in their outfit n all sort of things, it's vet cool. Like for example, Bane, bounty hunter, he's an asshole n everything but u gotta admit bro has style.

Back to the topic, apart from this specific group that can't complete a part of the training we see also one that act as janitor, they call him 99 and he is. A way older clone and kinda like, is malformed the correct word? And they call him "bad batch" and say oh that's what happens to soldiers that can't pass, but it's also said that he didn't have a chance in the first place so like. Is there just a chance to have a bad batch of clones? And they just use em as janitors n similar in the facility? Cus that seems fucked 

Then I looked at the wiki to get an image of him

N for this website he was in fact born with these disabilities and also some form of accelerated aging 

But he still was allowed or smth to work at taking care of the equipments and tasks like that , and he offered support and talks to the training clones.

Unfortunately we see him later cus the separatists attack the planet that the clones are made in, Kamino n in a gun fight between some droids n a small group of clones he gets hit while trying to transport some ammunitions. This whole thing? Omg it's so. Fucked up I'm not even joking . This is. So. Sad.

And before his death, when a couple of clones he knew from this first episode I mentioned come back to Kamino to prepare the defense, he's like "where's Hevy" that used to be part of the squad

And they explained how he sacrificed himself

And I think they're mentioning an episode from the first season, where this isolated outpost of clones got attacked n the survivors ended up making a plan that involved detonating the building to destroy the droids and for the circumstances, the clone that had to place the bomb ended up having to detonate em manually, n so he sacrificed himself.

N Hevy was the one that 99 tried to give guidance to in particular, so much so that Heavy after completing the training, gave his medal to 99 to keep it til they met again n omg this is so sad.

The next topic I wanna talk AB is, one of the villains is a sith lord, count dooku n he has this assassin / sith apprentice we say different times called ventress. And one day the master of dooku is like hey that girl is getting too powerful,don't like her, show me your loyalty n kill her. N skipping some part of the story, she survives n seek revenge n so goes back to her planet n her tribe of witches? Do they just use the force in different ways or there's. More than one type of magic? Hello what? Anyway bam exposition on how they had to give her up to save themselves n then the guy that kidnapped her died after a while n then a Jedi came n was a father for her for a while n then he died too n somehow she ended up becoming dooky apprentice.

Now for the revenge, they get a guy of their species to become a spy for em, so he can fake being dooku new apprentice until the right time to kill dooku.

And to do all this, ventress goes to the other village where the guys are at and starts trials so she can get the strongest one. And omg they're all so weak she's beating em up so fast it's embarrassing. N we get introduced to the last two remaining, and they're called. Feral. And savage. And savage is like hey take me, let feral go (they're brothers? I think? Idk feral is just more weak so savage for whatever reason wanted to protect him) 

So anyway she brings savage (pronounced like they do in the perfume commercials) back to their village of girlies n they perform witchy ritual n bam he's now way taller n stuff and a fucking death machine n also they implant smth magically so he listens to their command. AND THE LAST TRIAL IS HIM KILLING FERAL BY BREAKING HIS NECK N WE LITERALLY HEAR THE BONES CRACKING N OMG BLOOD OR NOT THIS CANNOT BE PG DUDE. YOU CAN SAY "HECK" HOWEVER MUCH YOU WANT BRO JUST KILLED A MAN LITERALLY WITH JUST HIS HANDS. ON SCREEN. KIDS COVER YOUR EYES. 

And as I mentioned previously. His name is Savage. He also has a last name. 

Oppress.

His last name. Is oppress.

This guy.

Is called.

Savage Oppress. 

Nd I just rlly want y'all to pause for a sec n think ab the writers making the decisions to not just make up a weird name but deciding. To call him Savage Oppress.

And I just have a question. Actually multiple but let's say. Just one.

WHY. WHY???????

Anyway ventress tries to kill dooku, savage is not strong enough to help so she kinda tell him he's useless, he gets mad, gets back to his planet n to the witches tribe n tells the like. Mother of the place yo idfk what to do girl.

N she's like uuuh do not everyone in your family is dead u got this brother in another fuckplanet, go visit him n learn shit idk

N so he kinda disappear for the rest of the season. He's prob gonna be back in the next season. U don't do all that character design n then just never make him show up yk.

Anyway the last thing I wanted to mentioned is a bunch of episodes tied together ab Anakin, obi wan and Ashoka responding to this ancient signal of distress, going to the coordinates n finding nothing but a weird thing n then bam they're in some weird environment, their ship already on earth n this girl that looks like out of a ghibli movie telling em oh Anakin is the chosen one, c'mon I'll bring y'all to Him n they're like wtf r u talking ab who tf is him

And it's the classic thing of her just showing the way n not answering n shit

It's. Gonna be convoluted but basically turns out in this place live this girl, her brother n their father. They've been here like thousands of years, the two sibling are very strong force wise n one is very attracted to the good side of the force while the other to the dark side n the father is the only that can balance em n basically it's a ying n yang situation n they cannot escape this place or they'll bring havoc to the whole galaxy, don't ask me how. 

N they're like yo Anakin you're the only other person that can control them n keep em here n in check. N the father is like, bro I'm kinda dying n uhh the prophecy say u're the one that's gonna be here after me for like a lot of years n keep em in check. N Anakin is like ya no thanks I'm getting outta here even tho he shows that he can in fact, concentrating hard, keep em in check. Buttt long story short the brother rlly wanna join the dark side, almost kill his father, try to like possess Ashoka, shows up to Anakin in the form of his mother to make him join his side, kill his sister so bam now shit is out of balance n he's more powerful but it's weird cus he's like. No I'll kill the Jedi AND the sith and will bring peace to the Galaxy but like. Dude. Elaborate??? Fuck do u mean?

He does not elaborate but he FUCKING SHOWS ANAKIN HIS FUTURE AND WE SEE THESE CLOUDS WITH SCENES AND HEAR CHARACTERS N IT'S THE SHIT THAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE THIRD FUCKING MOVIE OF THE PREQUELS TRILOGY AND THE CLOUDS DISSIPATE AFTER FORMING THE FUCKING SHAPE OF THE DARTH VADER HELMET AND HELLO?????? WAS THAT HIS FUTURE THEME PLAYING FOR A SEC? HELL FUCKING LO? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT???? 

n Anakin is like holy shit I don't wanna become like that n the evil guy is like oh you must join me. At the end the father. Erase that part of Anakin's memory so it's like he never saw the future n then the father dies n so they kill the evil son n then get back on the ship n it's like time didn't pass at all and WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT. I. DONT THINK I'LL RECOVER. 

n then in another unrelated episode there's this guy that thinks Jedi can't be good for this war cus their code prevents them from being enough effective n also he's friend with the chancellor. Which btw it's fucking PALPATINE. N at the end of the episode he talks with Anakin being like ah you're a Jedi but at least you get my point of view a bit, you understand how war works n stuff AND WE HEAR. FOR. HALF A SECOND. THE DARTH VADER THEME IM NOT GOING INSANE I HEARD THAT. WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT. 

YOU SHOW ME FOR TWO SEASONS ANAKIN JUST BEING RECKLESS BUT STILL. GOOD AND THEN BAM REMEMBER THAT HES GONNA BE FUCKING DARTH VADER N KILL CHILDREN AND SHIT. 

I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS WHIPLASH.

Also. I've heard that the more sinister side of him is gonna be shown more later on. Which means this is gonna be harder to watch cus yk. I dont particularly enjoy watching a guy descent into evilness. Like at all.

Ugh, til the next update on this journey.