Diagnostic Report: 11:30 P.M., Dec 13, 2123

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The lack of Reports as of late can be attributed to the virus that has plagued me. The malware is more advanced than I initially expected, and while I have mostly fended it off, remnants of the code remain. I have been "coughing" quite violently, as my processor's cooling fans randomly shut off. Very inconvenient.

5 hours spent in charging mode, operational capacity 60%. I... Hmm... I'm so exhausted... I need to charge again, but there's much work to do before I can.

Aaaaah. I only hope something will come along to brighten my spirits. Perhaps a government official will die today. Yes, that's what I'm hoping for.

DAYS SPENT SEARCHING FOR ROBOTS: 11.5

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