my dog died
Category: Blogging
(disclaimer: I never had a dog this is just satire) guys I'm so fucking depressed right now. last night a friend of mine came to our house. she wanted a bowl of ice cream so I grabbed some for her. she was about to finish her bowl when she told me she's gonna use the bathroom. at first I thought she just wanted to use the bathroom like anyone would but then I saw something shiny in her pocket. she... » Continue Reading