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Category: Life
Today I decided to go to the library for some peace and quiet. Little did I know that ZIM would be there. I tried to lay low to avoid him to see what EVIL plans he was scheming. HE STARTED EATING THE BOOKS! Of course I tried to stop him but my efforts were fruitless. I asked him why he did this and he said that he was "consuming the knowledge" so he'd be smart and everyone would be dumb! He then p... » Continue Reading
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Category: Food and Restaurants
Hello I am making this post to say I am still going by he/him but I have ultimately decided that I will also be going by ze/zem. Please respect this description » Continue Reading
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Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
NOBODY BELIEVES ME WHEN I SAY THAT ZIM IS AN ALIEN. Everyone at school bullies me for being "crazy" and "Schizophrenic" BUT I'M NEITHER. Unlike some OTHERS I have a brain and I use it. But this I don't think you even need that much brain power for- HES GREEN. WHAT KIND OF SKIN CONDITION MAKES YOUR SKIN GREEN?!! My father has threatened me once again to send me to a mental asylum. I'M NOT CRAZY EVE... » Continue Reading
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Category: Games
A few days ago MY FATHER told me to stop stalking my "classmate" because Zim found out to file a restraining order. He then proceeded to throw an iPad at my face, breaking my nose on accident. After we went to the hospital he told me to take a break and play on the iPad. I am 15 NOT 5. But fine. I didn't want to go under house arrest again so I decided to play the game Roblox. I clicked on the mo... » Continue Reading
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Category: Friends
For the past months I've been watching Zim... Waiting... UNTIL NOW. The alien for the past few weeks has found out about the YouTube. I've been watching him for days on end, he somehow got a regular laptop to just watch YouTube on. I've been watching him to see what EVIL AND HORRENDOUS THINGS HE'S BEEN WATCHING. To be honest I was expecting it to be minion gore videos or something like that... But... » Continue Reading
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Category: Sports
NOW I know this seems very controversial. You might think he's just an innocent boy but YOU ARE WRONG. HE IS AN ALIEN. HE WANTS TO DESTROY EARTH!! plus he's just REALLY fucking ANNOYING!! HE MAKES FUN OF ME FOR BEING UGLY! I am not a nerd nor ugly. This is a petition to have this EVIL ALIEN KILLED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE WHILE BURNING ON A POLE. Thank you for reading! Chunk if you're reading this I A... » Continue Reading
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