You crack it open and it splatters red. You take it out, piece by piece. You couldn't stop because there were many. You have fun sucking it dry then spitting it out. It was obedient. It snapped every time you wanted it to. » Continue Reading
today my mom dropped some generational lore and revealed that the only reason why both her parents got married is bc my grandpa and grandma were in the same bus one day and bro abducted and took her to a completely different city… and he gave her kids… and openly cheated on her multiple times after.. and she died of cancer without him present cuz he’s already built another family somewhere else AB... » Continue Reading