Oh to be a vampire queen in a haunted mansion...
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
The other day I watched some of the vampair series. It's quite amazing, however, I was on my period at the time. So, like any person on their period, I cried because I was not born a vampire queen by my lonesome in a haunted mansion. I cursed every god imaginable for the 'taking of my birthright as I lay in the womb'. » Continue Reading